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so my roomates girlfriend just caught me in the kitchen and its so hard to play it cool when you never see this person you only hear her yowling like a cat in heat while her asshole gets played with so me, trying to act as casual as i possibly could, forgot i was holding an onion and not a delightful apple and bit into it fully expecting a honeycrisp but instead got the equiv of biting solid piss 

One of the funniest failures of US school system is the fact they are legally obligated to teach us all the states but they never actually show how big Alaska is like I have actually had teachers tell me that Texas is the biggest state. We have all just convinced ourselves that Alaska is that small shrunken down thing on most US maps and the people that know it's the largest state can almost never accurately describe how large it is.

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My forever mood is Judge Aquilina tossing aside Larry Nassar’s letter like the actual trash that it is

Unsainted // Slipknot

hey! bi people’s terms need more recognition!

doe: fem bi girl

stag: masc bi girl

tomcat: androgynous bi girl

mage: fem bi boy

knight: masc bi boy

druid: androgynous bi boy

dove: fem nonbinary bi

crow: masc nonbinary bi

pigeon: androgynous nonbinary bi

I like Post’s shirt :)

its 1:42 am and i just heard the unmistakeable sound of someone sprinting down the road wearing flip flops. good luck buddy

damn, Tina!

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CGI Nostalgic Vaporwave | ‘80s & ‘90s

Stop Making Fun Of Mick Mars :(

If you asshats don’t stop calling Mick ugly or saying he looks like death or a monster or a zombie I will personally scream in your face as loud as I can.

He’s suffered from a disease that has fused his spine together since he was 17. It’s brought him down 6 inches, made him stiff, made it impossible for him to turn his neck. He’s been in constant pain for decades.

And yet he still goes up and performs and gives it his all. He’s humble and sweet and talented and yes he’s gotten a lot frailer and skinnier and smaller than he was but the man’s been through hell. And he’s a strong-ass bitch for putting up with it to please the fans. It’s rude and fucking disrespectful to go and say shit like that.

He’s already insecure about how he looks. I’m sure seeing ignorant people say rude shit doesn’t help him. He’s not fucking ugly, he’s one of the most uniquely beautiful people I’ve ever seen and he has an amazingly kind heart and he plays guitar like no one else in the business. I think he’s handsome.

Tommy and Nikki don’t look exactly the same as they used to, but you guys don’t make fun of them. Give the same respect to Mick. He’s a fucking legend. Treat Mick just like you would Tommy and Nikki, because they have a lot of respect for him, too.

Basically, stop making fun of Mick Mars for shit that he can’t help. He’s doing his best and he’s working through it and he’s subjecting himself to constant pain just for the fans. Because he loves them and he loves being a musician. So, show some fucking respect. Nothing nice to say? Don’t say anything at all.

Mick Mars, you’re a beautiful, talented, handsome motherfucker. We love you.