Tippy-toe-420 - Sksksksksksk

so i just watched the new Nightwish music video (yes apparently nightwish still makes new music, go figure) and my god its so up its own ass “guys we so deep and social media and phones so bad” and im like “werent you guys making power balads about medieval crap? i dont need a boomer comic in music form in the era of boomer comics”

rant over!

20 Dav faces

school reblog if you cried 

I want heelys so I can skrrrt past slow ass walkers and be like “Move bitch, I ain’t slowin’ down, so if I get hurt because of yo slow ass, I will bash your brains in with these heelys!”

I collected exactly 42 clumps of weeds to make this joke

Happy birthday to The Number of the Beast 

Released March 22, 1982

Me trying to pretend I’m good with children.