Just Another Bloody Mary 🖤

so my roomates girlfriend just caught me in the kitchen and its so hard to play it cool when you never see this person you only hear her yowling like a cat in heat while her asshole gets played with so me, trying to act as casual as i possibly could, forgot i was holding an onion and not a delightful apple and bit into it fully expecting a honeycrisp but instead got the equiv of biting solid piss 

Things Goerge Can Do:

 Hold his entire body weight easily with one arm

Things Georeg Can’t Do:

 Tear out a coupon

Happy birthday to Dee snider 🎼🎤💀👏🎈

Fact #11

The official set list for the bastards tour has been leaked!!

Welcome To The Black Parade (screamo cover)

Welcome To The Black Parade (opera cover)

Welcome To The Black Parade (with 5 Seconds Of Summer)

Welcome To The Black Parade (dubstep remix)

Welcome To The Black Parade (but its Sebastian playing it on violin)

Welcome To The Black Parade (interpretive dance version)

Welcome To The Black Parade (Bass cover)

Welcome To The Black Parade (6 hour version)

Old Town Road Remix ft. Pete Wentz, Michael Clifford, Felony Steve (Awsten Knight), Michelle Obama, Thanos, Brendon Urie on helium, Sans from Undertale, Sabastian Stan, and Spiderman from the 6th reboot

Welcome To The Black Parade but its not Welcome To The Black Parade instead Remington just sits on stage eating a whole jar of Nutella

Welcome To The Black Parade ft. Lil Nas X

AND THE BIG FINALLE:

Welcome To The Black Parade

What did we do to deserve Bill Nye

I Just Need A Little Fabulous- Is That So Wrong?!

Image description: Clay (he/they) in his room wearing sunglasses and worm on a string earings arranged in the bisexual pride flag colors.

*Crushes phone to a state of disrepair in an attempt to tap the reblog button*

Happiness is:

Finding a book that you fall in love with on the first line

Laughter with friends

Sunrises and sunsets

Reaching that goal

Adventure

Palm licks from dogs

Walking on the beach at night

Music

Roasting marshmallows around a fire

Beautiful gardens

Watching that tv show that you love

Rewatching your favorite movies

Stargazing

Dancing alone

Midnight snacks

Bike rides in the summer

Kisses

Making a new friend

Candlelight

Discovering 

Love

Sleepovers

Freckles

Childhood memories

Swimming

Feeling peaceful on your own

Butterflies in your stomach

Cuddles

Warm summer air

Good food

Skin touching skin

Yellow flowers

Talking to someone until morning

Feeling confident

Long drives

Feeling young(again)

Smiles

Taking fun risks

Travel

Learning something interesting

Sticky hands from sweets

Cold lemonade on hot days

If they call you ugly, just shrug and tell them “Well, you were the ones that made me, so the fault lays upon you, not me.”

parents who tell their daughters they are ugly are bad parents