Two Bros Chilling In A Hot Tub Five Feet Apart 'cause They're Not Gay

He’s half-alive. He’s half-dead. Folks just call him Buckethead.

so my roomates girlfriend just caught me in the kitchen and its so hard to play it cool when you never see this person you only hear her yowling like a cat in heat while her asshole gets played with so me, trying to act as casual as i possibly could, forgot i was holding an onion and not a delightful apple and bit into it fully expecting a honeycrisp but instead got the equiv of biting solid piss 

Day 15

This dude is my hero, this bucket of a head. I listened to Soothsayer and Chaos of the Unconscious while doing this :p

Hell yeah!!!

Worm on a string cult

Take What You Want- Post Malone and Ozzy

(These dudes are legends and seeing them come together and make a song is fucking awesome!)

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

#appendicitis

reblog and put in the tags the worst pain you’ve ever experienced