Finally done with my Motley Crue cartoons!!
a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant “two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’” “got it. check my dashboard” “that skeleton gif you like is back again” he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”
Pics That Show How Differently Celebrities And Normal People Are Treated During The Coronavirus Outbreak
I collected exactly 42 clumps of weeds to make this joke
I love Anthrax!
does anything really elicit the same emotions as this
Happy birthday to The Number of the Beast
Released March 22, 1982
Satchel’s Solo
Freddie: Why are your tongues purple, darlings?
Brian: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Roger: And I had a red one!
Freddie: oh
Freddie: OH!
Deaky: You guys drank each other's slushies?!?
two trucks practicing social distancing
Def Leppard + The Onion headlines (6/?)
why slash rly left guns n roses (psst this is real trust me)
Things Goerge Can Do:
Hold his entire body weight easily with one arm
Things Georeg Can’t Do:
Tear out a coupon
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I thought it said Heather Duke.
G R E E N H E A T H E R
The song of the day is: The Old Duke -by- Heather Dale
Suggested Anonymously
The challenge is to write something based off of this song, be it the name, the lyrics, or the tune itself. Let your imagination go wild and see where the music takes you.
Have at it Darlings!
La revanche du chat (1908), director unknown
its 1:42 am and i just heard the unmistakeable sound of someone sprinting down the road wearing flip flops. good luck buddy
Axl Rose and Ice Cube.
i kept saying yah-yeet while whisking pancake mix and now mom thinks im in a gang
My parents are pretty chill with my hair. I’m trying to grow it out super long, so there’s no conflict. It’s more or less my clothing and how I carry myself. I don’t wanna bring my dad into this because he’s relatively chill, and more laid back.
I wanna get an Iron Maiden shirt and she says it’s too evil. (Keep in mind, she’s a conservative leaning christian, and her uprbringing tainted her point of view a bit). She also has a problem with the way I carry myself. I’m a tomcat/stag bisexual, and tend to act more masculine than not. And she says I need to be more proper, and be lady-like. I love her, it’s just that she can be a pain in the ass sometimes.
Sorry if this is a grammatical mess. I’m running on 3 interrupted hours of sleep.
hey! bi people’s terms need more recognition!
doe: fem bi girl
stag: masc bi girl
tomcat: androgynous bi girl
mage: fem bi boy
knight: masc bi boy
druid: androgynous bi boy
dove: fem nonbinary bi
crow: masc nonbinary bi
pigeon: androgynous nonbinary bi
I want heelys so I can skrrrt past slow ass walkers and be like “Move bitch, I ain’t slowin’ down, so if I get hurt because of yo slow ass, I will bash your brains in with these heelys!”
Happy birthday to Dee snider 🎼🎤💀👏🎈
So me 💯🤘🤘💀❤😂😂