Broke: Tango Is Reincarnated Into Empires SMP As A Rancher Or A Spaceman Or Something And Him And Jimmy

IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT;

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER. HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE- THAT'S RIGHT, HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG FUCKIN QUILLY DICK OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY WIFE, AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS "T h i s B i g" AND I SAID "THATS DISGUSTING." SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM. SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG! YOUVE GOT A SMALL DICK, ITS THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER, AND GUESS WHAT? THATS WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE! (explosion noises) THATS RIGHT, BABY! TALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS! IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG! He fucked my wife, so I'm gonna fuck the EARTH! THATS RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER LAZER PISS! Except im bot gonna piss on the earth, oh no, I'm gonna go HIGHER! IM PISSING ON THE MOON!(Explosion) HOW YA LIKE THAT OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!!

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YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS D R R O P P P L E T S HIT THE FUCKING EARTH, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you to.

Reblogging this on my main account so that my friend sees this amazing art

Change of pace, have some Sunburst fanart <3

Obsessed with Oli OrionSound asking JoeHills what the Resistance Assistance is and Joe responding

"You know, I don't really try to understand what Grian does, it really frustrates my kid because it's all she wants to talk about at dinner. She's like "Dad, why did Grian decide to do this?" and I'm like "I don't know". It's just like, why don't we talk about something more simple like politics in Europe?"

(HermitCraft 9 Ep 49 on JoeHillsTSD, 22:45)

Happy 2023 y'all!!!!!

Let boatem be upon ye (I sure do miss them)

Third to last hermit is Impulse!

“Joel don’t turn me, The Sheriff into one of them marketable plushes.” Jimmy said crying..

“With the clap of my cheek..” Joel said.. “You will be a marketable toy, for my capitalistic gains!”

Joel cheeks start clapping violently, thunder and lightning rain down.. one thing tho.. He was a toy all along.. Hiding.. in a spell that made him look human..

Jimmy looks around to see.. he’s smaller? His true height..

He screams “I sue you! This is slander, and- and defamation of I, The Sheriff character! Wait until you hear from my lawyer!”

Joel look at him please, knowing he was correct all along. Oh and he isn’t worried about the lawsuit, he got the best lawyer on record.

Happy Raturday with Blueberry Jam. She's playing games today.

my favorite boy band

I love these guys so much

(Made by @ink-ghoul)

Gonna do a new series cause I'm bored and want to: trying to make pfps for every Obey Me character. I can't promise how good these pfps will be, but yeah. If you do end up wanting to use one, just credit me