As A Dungeon Master Some Of My Favoured Ways To Mess With My Players Includes :

As a dungeon master some of my favoured ways to mess with my players includes :

-Rolling dice at random for no reason at all.

-Comppletly isles magic items.

-Having them make completely unrelated skill checks for the task they wish to complete.

-having the most arbitrary ruler to how the physics of the universe works.

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4 years ago

The real Stardew Valley experience be like:

Pierre: My small local business will die if JojaMart sinks its claws in town.

Shane: I hate my life, all I ever do is work, drink, sleep, and what's the point of that?

Leah: My ex was toxic but I can't help thinking I'm the selfish one for leaving them.

Penny: My mother's drinking addiction is really taking a toll on both of us.

Sebastian: My family doesn't understand me and my parents love my sister more.

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The player:

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Light Trap Lamp! The Moths Are Paper, And The Mantis Is A Plastic Toy. The Idea Was Suggested To Me By
Light Trap Lamp! The Moths Are Paper, And The Mantis Is A Plastic Toy. The Idea Was Suggested To Me By
Light Trap Lamp! The Moths Are Paper, And The Mantis Is A Plastic Toy. The Idea Was Suggested To Me By
Light Trap Lamp! The Moths Are Paper, And The Mantis Is A Plastic Toy. The Idea Was Suggested To Me By

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block printed patches ❤️‍🔥🕸️

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