There Is A Special Spot Reserved In My Heart For Magnificent Frigatebirds. These Fuckos Are So Regal,

Loved one got top surgery yesterday so I made this for him but I think y’all would appreciate it too

i have to share with you all my favorite totk video ever

This post exempts you from any and all “If you don’t ___ this post, ____ will happen.” You are hereby immune to it all. You are now protected! Be free!

I like how differently we treat famous ppl on tumblr

Pukicho and Gaud are just Bastard Gods but also Idiots /pos

Pm Seymour and (bad jokes by) Jeff are Just Guys

And snom is just!! Protecc the he

The real Stardew Valley experience be like:

Pierre: My small local business will die if JojaMart sinks its claws in town.

Shane: I hate my life, all I ever do is work, drink, sleep, and what's the point of that?

Leah: My ex was toxic but I can't help thinking I'm the selfish one for leaving them.

Penny: My mother's drinking addiction is really taking a toll on both of us.

Sebastian: My family doesn't understand me and my parents love my sister more.

Jodi: I love my husband, but the war has changed him. I'm trying my hardest but it's exhausting.

The player:

How it Started...

...And How it Ended

I went to a book swap today and found a book called "What Would Jesus Craft?" so I flipped it open and stg landed on this page

this book wins for least friendly main font

the wikipedia article main image for Davy Jones’s Locker is simultaneously a mood and yet utterly classifiable

check out this nonsense 

The YouTube channel anti-chef always adds an extra bay leaf to recipes that call for it and he says “and add another one. I’m not driving” and this has permanently altered my vocabulary.

Every time I add something extra to a recipe I say that now. Add another clove of garlic, I’m not driving. Let’s have two eggs, I’m not driving. Let’s double the chili flakes, I’m not driving.