I Love Talking With Neurotypical People About My Executive Dysfunction Because I'm Like "yeah There's

*friends car is locked*

Friend: stop pulling the handle

Me:

congratulations to mark scout for somehow getting every employee at lumon to completely obsess over him. they are stalking him at restaurants they are living in his basement they are baking him cookies they are seducing him on work retreats they are doing experimental brain surgery on him they are lying about being lactation experts just to get close to his sister. and he’s truly just a guy. what can’t he do

A friend has once again brought it to my attention that it is unusual to have an intact chronological memory of life prior to age 12 and you know what’s weird to ME is that the rest of yall forgot how to sing the clean-up song

New skill we made last session: Vibe Check.

D20+wisdom - a person, place, or thing either passes or fails. That’s all.

stop eating gruel with the fools and come eat a leek with a freak

I'M LOSING MY SHIT AT THESE REPLIES HOLY FUCK

losing my shit over this

They are the best of friends.