All About The He/him She/her Bullshit....

Assert dominance over ghosts by jumping out at yourself from dark corners

I like how differently we treat famous ppl on tumblr

Pukicho and Gaud are just Bastard Gods but also Idiots /pos

Pm Seymour and (bad jokes by) Jeff are Just Guys

And snom is just!! Protecc the he

still can’t believe i grew up thinking i was straight and cisgender. fucking wild. total bonkers

It’s crazy that countries on the edge of the Sahara desert are reversing desertification by just digging half circles

This is how I see Caleb

Quick reminder that it's always morally correct to punch nazis.

"I killed another houseplant bc of executive dysfunction"

Mundane

Evokes helplessness

Kind of a bummer

"Plagued by demons as I am, my crops have withered yet again"

Powerful imagery

Frames you as a gothic protagonist

Emphasizes that you are hounded by demons

How fucking cool are demons???

This post exempts you from any and all “If you don’t ___ this post, ____ will happen.” You are hereby immune to it all. You are now protected! Be free!

"I killed another houseplant bc of executive dysfunction"

Mundane

Evokes helplessness

Kind of a bummer

"Plagued by demons as I am, my crops have withered yet again"

Powerful imagery

Frames you as a gothic protagonist

Emphasizes that you are hounded by demons

How fucking cool are demons???