Are You Sucking Me Stupid Right Now. Are You Fucking My Stupid Gay Ass Right Now. Please Tell Me Youre

fucking insane to me that people can be mean to kids. this thing is four to five shoe boxes tall and youre shouting at it ?? ? what is your damage the mf just got here.

Me as the dm deciding which beloved npc to kill off for drama

Love when my cat wants to cuddle and decides polite asking time is over. Like oh hi little man how’re you doing and then he flops his whole body onto my chest???? This is the best. You’re so right my computer doesn’t in fact matter, those emails can wait ur so correct it is cuddle time above all else. Thanks little man. Fantastic. He has his little head on my big human heart rn this is incredible whoever invented cats needs a raise double their salary right now

oh also unrelated. i dont care for marvel movies at all but the funniest thing ever is that time that thor was talking to the rock dude about his hammer and hes like "yeah i swung my hammer and it pulled me off the ground and i could fly" and then the rock dude goes "my god the hammer pulled you off????" in that little british accent that shit had me rolling

i kissed a ghoul and i liked it…… the taste of her scary chapstick

i reblogged so many supernatural memes the last few weeks and it still took a conversation with my MOM of all things to remind me i once got misha collins to answer the Cremation Question apparently

We’re gonna getcha

average cis conception of gender is roughly equivalent to "every single liquid is either type O+ blood or cold-pressed peanut oil." and you're like "are there not perhaps a handful of exceptions" & they get so mad they start funding nazi militias

i adore how much of the internet is just people sharing pictures of their food & their spaces & their belongings & stuff they like. i get it now