You Like Caesar Salad? Now Imagine It Was Called Penis Salad. Not So Appetizing Anymore, Is It?

Are you a philosophy major, or does Tumblr just really know your target audience?

I never went to college.

i hate this place i want to go to build a bear

guess what i found in my inbox this morning!

if I wrote a dystopian novel where the corrupt evil megacorporation that controls society has a fucking smirk for a logo, my editor would tell me to use a less heavy-handed metaphor

How it Started...

...And How it Ended

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

congratulations to mark scout for somehow getting every employee at lumon to completely obsess over him. they are stalking him at restaurants they are living in his basement they are baking him cookies they are seducing him on work retreats they are doing experimental brain surgery on him they are lying about being lactation experts just to get close to his sister. and he’s truly just a guy. what can’t he do

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"developing country" is not a great term but if people insist on using it i demand we also use "undeveloping country." for example I'm from the u.s. and my country is currently in a state of undevelopment

i kissed a ghoul and i liked it…… the taste of her scary chapstick