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the Grinch and Shrek bonding over their mutual appreciation for onions and being green

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

little kids make me laugh. i was at a party yesterday and a kid was there and she noticed that i have a long straight cut along the length of my thumb and asked about it, so i told her it was a cat scratch, almost healed, didn't hurt. and then she was sorta staring and touching it for a bit and went "you had bone surgery. because there were termites in your bones."

so i played along and went "oh man, i hope they got em all!" and she went "no. they put in more." lmao

the idea to make this video came to me while i was driving to school and i couldnt stop thinking about it so here it is

they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)

Singing will happen, happening, happened Will happen, happening, happened And will happen again and again 'Cause you and I will always be back then You and I will always be back then And so, you and I will always be best friends.

Okay to reblog, just be respectful👍

I once heard a quote by a dude named Alan Watts that went “A person who thinks all the time has nothing to think about except thoughts. So, he loses touch with reality, and lives in a world of illusions” and now when I get trapped in an anxiety spiral that likes to pop in too

Chickens in the Autumn Sun - Bernhard  Folkestad , 1906.

Norwegian  1879-1933

Oil on canvas , 86.5 x 84.5 cm.

I NEED A HIMBO

IM HOLDING OUT FOR A HIMBO TILL THE END OF THE NIGHT

hes gotta be strong

and hes gotta be fast

and hes gotta be dumb and polite

i have to share with you all my favorite totk video ever