Headcannon that due to diligently monitoring the Wayne family’s media image, Alfred is chronically online, and as such, is constantly dropping slang into conversation like-
(Over the coms)
Batman: Alfred, what’s the update on the Arkham situation?
Alfred: *Ahem* Unfortunately sir, it is as they say- ‘we’re cooked’
Collective groans from Tim, Dick, and Jason over the coms
Batman: …Huh?
Jason: *muttering* I knew I should’ve stayed outa this one…
Damian: I don’t understand, what are we cooking?
Alfred: It’s giving ‘failure era’, sir-
Dick: Damn it!
Tim: We really are cooked
Damian: What does that -?
Alfred: It’s lowkey not-
Batman: In English Alfred. Please.
Alfred: *Sigh* My apologies, sir. The Joker has escaped.
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Hey everyone, I know it's going to be a busy day for a lot of people, but Google enrolled everyone over 18 into their AI program automatically.
If you have a google account, first go to gemini.google.com/extensions and turn everything off.
Then you need to go to myactivity.google.com/product/gemini and turn off all Gemini activity tracking. You do have to do them in that order to make sure it works.
Honestly, I'm not sure how long this will last, but this should keep Gemini off your projects for a bit.
I saw this over on bluesky and figured it would be good to spread on here. It only takes a few minutes to do.
I'm Titanium. The bio sums up quite a lot. However! Here are a few things
I have a hyperfixation/special interest in archaeology. So you'll see some of that
You'll see the rest of my ADHD-fueled madness in what I reblog
I write! I might post about my original stories, and you can find my fanfiction here:
I'm a pastoral ministries student in the Church of the Nazarene!
yeah that's it
So. Apparently my husband (26m) didn't know narwhals were real until I told him recently. So far, it seems about a third of men have, at some point, assumed narwhals were fictional. We need more data now.
Happy Star Wars Day! Here’s my other Skywalker Twins comic all in one post!
I’m collecting them in a box and shaking around
Secret life scar hehe
I also wanted to draw his red life skin, but .. *someone booing* I.. got tired... *crowd booing and throwing tomatoes*
I really should've looked up what sunflower fields looked like, it's a mess in the background ...
Solution: Just get some leaves n plants n go crazy
If you're wondering why I'm suddenly talking about religion out of nowhere it's because of this it is envy
On Anakin vs Barriss Offee: I love that it gets Anakin dual-wielding again. He should have done it all the time, it looks so cool with him
SO TRUE actually having a second lightsaber to match his padawan would fix him
(commission info // tip jar!)
Mister Rogers
Luke and Ezra magically got lost somewhere in the galaxy