Dick: Do you ever just see something that changes your life? Wally: I saw you. Dick: That is so sweet and nice and totally makes me feel bad about showing you this picture of Damian dressed as a pumpkin.
See, the main problem with this is
Batman: Where are your parents?
Bluey: Oh, just over here! See?
Bandit and Batman, meeting and immediately becoming Menaces to Everyone via dad jokes
Cadet Echo, to Fives: It's okay to be sad, sometimes we need to let our feelings out, just let yourself be sad.
99: Oh that's so lovely, well done. Why is he crying?
Echo: I hit him.
Anakin should wear black eyeliner not because he's gothy or emo(even though he is that) but because he's from a Desert planet where he needs it to protect his eyes and he thinks he looks funny without it.
Everywhere I go I draw a little doodle, a blocky heart I found on Pinterest last year from a fanmade D&D Thieve's Cant symbol chart. I put it everywhere and some people know that it means "alive."
I write "alive" on my homework, sheets of music and sermon notes. And every time I see it, I try to remember that I am alive, and it means that every new breath is a new opportunity to learn, to grow and change and be closer to God and others.
I am alive. And I thank God.
Anaïs Nin, in a diary entry dated 27 February 1929, featured in The Early Diary of Anaïs Nin: Vol. IV, 1927-1931
Update: @werealldieinghere is also here, Cryptid ratted you out
Me and my siblings are slowly discovering just how many of us have tumblr accounts that we just. never communicated about. we find each other, narrow our eyes, and then suddenly a text pops up like "Is that you??"
Sibling pokemon collected so far are @somenewafternoon, @armsmaster-mando, and @the-crypdid-known-as-raye. Are there others? Who knows
terrible news: the only way to find out if something you create is gonna be good or bad is to actually create it
would you still love me if i were a worm hypothetically threw a cubic meter of bricks through someone's window and then laughed maniacally about it
saving this for later
Hey everyone, I know it's going to be a busy day for a lot of people, but Google enrolled everyone over 18 into their AI program automatically.
If you have a google account, first go to gemini.google.com/extensions and turn everything off.
Then you need to go to myactivity.google.com/product/gemini and turn off all Gemini activity tracking. You do have to do them in that order to make sure it works.
Honestly, I'm not sure how long this will last, but this should keep Gemini off your projects for a bit.
I saw this over on bluesky and figured it would be good to spread on here. It only takes a few minutes to do.
Hello tumblr here’s a comic panel redraw for u bc I love theym <3
Original:
Kon: Tim, you were supposed to be at the restaurant like fifteen minutes ago, where are you?
Tim: On my way at *checks speedometer* 143 mph
Kon: Okay but where ARE you.
Tim: I'm sorry but heisenberg's uncertainty principle states that you cannot know both my speed and my location at the same time