Don't Think About Little Jason Todd, Who Was Curling In His Sleep Around Catherine, Who Was Passed Out,

Nicaea, c. 324 AD

Arius: Y'know, I don't think that Jesus really was God, y'know? Like, the Bible says that he's God's Son---

Nicholas of Myra, already swinging with the most disrespectful hand possible: Say it again!

BAM!

Your honor he's just a silly guy

He’s gonna sing an incredibly catchy Disney villain sing

It's crazy how giant squids and sperm whales just have like giant kaiju battles down in the deepest depths everyday and it's real

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today is the best day of my life. also this took a really long time (2 months) so pls like and reblog if u think its kinda cool as i need validation lol

Every year during the Olympics Jason calls Dick and it's just

Jason:..

Dick:..I-

Jason: THAT COULD HAVE BEEN YOU!! And what did you do instead?

Dick: I became a cop 😔

Jason: YOU BECAME A COP!!!

See, the main problem with this is

Batman: Where are your parents?

Bluey: Oh, just over here! See?

Bandit and Batman, meeting and immediately becoming Menaces to Everyone via dad jokes

Batman VS Everyone

If Batman gets prep time, so does everyone else

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

An Ezra for your pocket