From Most To Least Normal, The Things That The Mirror In My Siblings' Bathroom Says (original Spelling

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Hello!

I'm Titanium. The bio sums up quite a lot. However! Here are a few things

I have a hyperfixation/special interest in archaeology. So you'll see some of that

You'll see the rest of my ADHD-fueled madness in what I reblog

I write! I might post about my original stories, and you can find my fanfiction here:

I'm a pastoral ministries student in the Church of the Nazarene!

yeah that's it

Mister Rogers

for what purpose 

lately ive been bedridden with a terrible case of i dont wanna

Cryptid!Alfred, who is actually immortal. Like, he cannot die for forever - he did once, during the war, and after that... for some reason, he kept coming back, completely without any additional magical help. He sometimes dies again, and then mysteriously comes back on the next morning, as if nothing happened. Bruce used to it at some point, so instead of asking questions (Alfred has no answers, anyway) he just pretends that it is normal. He gaslights kids to think the same. Like, what do you mean he died, Damian? No, he is alrightish. Look in the kitchen, he is making us breakfast. It probably was just a bad dream.

So, when Jason dies and gets back? Oh, Alfred knows his grandson has the same curse/blessing. Because it wasn't the Lazarus Pit that brought Jason back after all, but some strange, unexplainable force. Perhaps, both of them are just bound to end up as guardians, as warriors and protectors - that's why they keep coming back.

...Nevertheless, it doesn't make their family less... anxious about the whole thing. These two from the other side? Oh, they absolutely enjoy their immortal hang-out hours.

Jason: What was your funniest death?

Alfred: I am going to say... that one time, when I was teaching young master Bruce using a hunting rifle, and he accidentally shot me. I came back in fifteen minutes, and, of course, a poor thing was sobbing, but afterwards he was doing all chores for a month. Wonderful days.

Jason: Damn, poor Brucie... My funniest gotta be that one time, when Roy and I got drunk, and I legit jumped off the building because I thought I can fly. Roy had never got sober that quick.

(The first time Jason dies on the family's watch)

Dick, sobbing: Alfred... Alfred... He died! His neck was snapped! How can I live-

Alfred, casually leaning to snap Jason's neck again: Wake up, my boy.

Jason, dramatically gasping for air: Damn, who made me a massage, while I was sleeping?

Tim: What. The. Fuck.

i thought about the complete lack of satine in mando s3 again and i got so annoyed i had to make a comic

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My screen in black and white mode when I first saw this. I assumed that Fives had simply been Fives. And then I read the caption and promptly had to turn my color back on for a second

HERE COMES REX WITH THE METAL CHAIR OHHHH