Not Related To Platypus Size Discussion But I Did Force My Mom To Watch This

What ppl think thugs in Gotham are afraid of: Batman

What the thugs in Gotham are actually afraid of: Robin

Bat is stoic with brute force who wants justice, robins do it cuz they feel like it and it’s fun to them.

was at lunch with a friend a few weeks ago talking about Onfim (Russian schoolboy who drew on his homework around the 13th century) and she said "Yeah? That's just human nature?"

YEAH IT IS THAT'S THE POINT WE'RE HUMANS WE'RE HUMANS AND WE'VE ALWAYS BEEN HUMANS FROM BABY HANDPRINTS IN CAVES WHERE BIG PEOPLE WOULD'VE HAD TO PICK THEM UP AND HELP THEM TO THE LOVE WORK INTO OTZI'S SHOES TO SILLY GRAFFITI IN POMPEII. WE'RE HUMANS AND WE WERE MADE THIS WAY TO MAKE ART AND SKNG AND DANCE AND LIVE. THAT'S THE THESIS GOD MADE US LIKE THIS AND YOU CAN TRACE THE WONDER THAT IS HUMANITY ACROSS THE WORLD AND THE MILLENIA. IT'S SO COOL

i like archaeology.

(also note the continuing dedication to Ea-Nasir. Excellent choice on everyone's part to discuss sub-par copper)

Listen if the study of ancient humans doesn’t make you at least a little bit emotional idk what to say.

I started crying today at the museum because they had reconstructed the shoes of Otzi the iceman.

Either he or someone he knew who cared about him made these shoes out of grass and bear skin and twine and he was wearing them when he died over five thousand years ago.

And a Czech researcher and his students did reconstructions of these shoes and wore them to the same place where he died to test them out and they were like yep! These shoes are really cozy and comfy and didn’t give us blisters while hiking!

Is that not just the coolest shit ever????

ok what if, thanks to giving birth to two quarter-force/eldritch skywalkers, padmé wound up as a force ghost (but only said eldritch skywalkers could see her)

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Solution: Just get some leaves n plants n go crazy

If you're wondering why I'm suddenly talking about religion out of nowhere it's because of this it is envy

Anakin should wear black eyeliner not because he's gothy or emo(even though he is that) but because he's from a Desert planet where he needs it to protect his eyes and he thinks he looks funny without it.

This. This is the post that I think of any time I have a headache or brain fog and have to write emails to my profs. I always double and triple check. It is because I am very Afraid.

That being said I wrote an entire essay on a bad symptom day. Mind you, this was before I was medicated for my chronic illness and my bad days then were straight-up up room-spinning, brain-bursting, exhausting exercises in defeat. In this case, I turned in my essay. My vision and brain fog were so bad that I couldn't read. I was surprised when I got a bad grade, and when I actually went back and looked I couldn't even be mad at my prof.

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

Costume. Chitons.

What is this? Disability representation that actually depicts?? Real disability?????

Aka the way I feel after work most days/trying to do things with friends on flare days

Chapter 19

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Tim: I like how "not my circus, not my monkeys" implies that you DO have a circus, perhaps even with monkeys, but this isn't it.

Dick:

Dick: I do.

Inspo

I didn't need my heart anyway

Robin!Jason, who constantly references different books at random times by quoting them and joking about characters, except Bruce doesn't have much time to read everything that Jason goes through. Of course, he understands some nods towards classics, but Jason is an avid reader, so it is hard to keep up with him sometimes. Jason tries to drag him to watch some movie adaptations, but he falls asleep in the very beginning of it.

And then Jason dies.

Bruce goes through all his library obsessively to the point he remembers the page of every little bookmark Jason left, and he knows his little notes on the margins by the heart. He watches movie adaptations, too, even though Jason only ever watched it to hate on them. He finds new books, books he thinks Jason would like if he was alive, and reads them, imagining what kind of analysis would Jason finalise by the end of it; his opinion not always matches with Jason's, but that doesn't matter. Bruce just likes to imagine.

Years pass, and Jason returns to Gotham. Not as a boy Bruce missed so much. Or, at least, he thinks so.

But then Jason does some bitter, irritated reference, comparing them to characters of one of the books he had on his shelf, and Bruce catches himself thinking... well, they still think similarly, but the conclusion they drew had always differed from each other. It is a different situation, of course, but... but maybe he could try to make this work.

Because, if anything, Bruce is tired of imagining. Especially, not when he finally has a chance to get everything back.

On the next day after their fight, someone sends Jason a copy of a new book from his favourite author - the one that he still hadn't read - his old set of colourful bookmarks, and a little note.

Let me know what you think.

Bruce gets the book back in a week, full of frantic notes, a bunch of bookmarks, and a short note explaining what each colour means (a mystery he didn't resolve years ago, after he passed away).

And, oh, God. He completely forgot how fast Jason read sometimes.