Rebel Rex 🫡

i object... on the OBJECTION BASIS!!

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

Update: @werealldieinghere is also here, Cryptid ratted you out

Me and my siblings are slowly discovering just how many of us have tumblr accounts that we just. never communicated about. we find each other, narrow our eyes, and then suddenly a text pops up like "Is that you??"

Sibling pokemon collected so far are @somenewafternoon, @armsmaster-mando, and @the-crypdid-known-as-raye. Are there others? Who knows

Fullmetal Alchemist // Hiromu Arakawa

Every year during the Olympics Jason calls Dick and it's just

Jason:..

Dick:..I-

Jason: THAT COULD HAVE BEEN YOU!! And what did you do instead?

Dick: I became a cop 😔

Jason: YOU BECAME A COP!!!

Nobody wanted any of this

Me watching BDub's episode last week as he threatened to ride to ride BDub's horse into the river and then promptly tried to kill him. Like bro. He's just out here like "Oh? Me? I could never do that..."

I haven't watched a lot of Herrmitcraft recently, but yeah, that facade is real and highkey scary

(source: I get viewed as a fragile golden child a lot)

Me when people see c!scar as an innocent himbo and victim who never does anything wrong ever

So. Apparently my husband (26m) didn't know narwhals were real until I told him recently. So far, it seems about a third of men have, at some point, assumed narwhals were fictional. We need more data now.

Google Docs

Knowledge of narwhals

Please be honest. It's for science.

I’m collecting them in a box and shaking around

So I just finished the Asajj Ventress portion of the show and I gotta say, we do have quite a few Star Wars dads finding kids and adopting them in space. I think it's about time we got a mother adopting a kid in space.💙💛

We need more of them. A show!