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Can one of you buy me a house.so i can be alone

I will never understand the hate for grey hairs. Your hair has sliver in it now. You have the color of stars on your hair. You have proof you survived and grew up. You have proof you are living. How is any of this bad?

you wanna know something that fucks me up when i think about it. what really fucks me up. that the west coast of the us has different butter than the east coast. like it’s an entirely different shape. when i learned that my brain metaphorically exploded. something as fundamental and constant as butter is completely different based on whether you grew up in oregon or south carolina. where is the divide. why doesn’t anyone talk about this. oh fuck i’m thinking about the east/west butter divide again i gotta calm down

(conspicuous boner in tight shorts wont subside, attempting to shift blame) yo who put this penis in my pants 

sorry i overreacted i had no idea everything would be fine

can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko

So January was 17 weeks long. And February is 3 and a half horrifying days. Do I have that right?