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I actually need him so bad it’s not even a joke I’m gonna cry

Oh, we heard tale of a party.

Sinners (2025) dir. Ryan Coogler

JACKIE AND WILSON APPRECIATION THANK YOU HOZIER FOR DOING JACKIE AND WILSON APPRECIATION IN 2025 I LOVE JACKIE AND WILSON

It was the night things changed. It’s been 4 years since we jumped head first, Fearless (Taylor’s Version). 💛💛

I might actually die if I never get to have sex with him

Screenshots from Luke’s post-raw interview 250331 (video posted on the devil’s nhl site)

THAT’S MY GUY

I am not joking when I say I will be treating this man to the best head of his life, I am so proud <3333

Genuinely got angry when More ended because I forgot it was an EP and not an actual album

deep dive 🤿 into my mind 🧠 you’ve been on it 🫵 for some time ⏳i’ve seen 👀 your silhouette 👤 it’s been doing pirouettes 💃🏻 moves like a thunderstorm ⛈️ raindrops made of chloroform ‼️ i think its flooding in 🌊 can’t you!!!! feel it!!!!!!!

I struggle a lot with this so give it love

Get a print here

Happy Hughesbowl to all who celebrate

Hang it in the Louvre

hot summer nights, mid july

chappell roan’s “the giver” promotional billboards

if i’m ever brutally murdered and everyone feels like they need to do something productive in my memory, all i want is for you to pass legislation banning LED headlights in my name. regardless of how irrelevant it is to my murder. it’s relevant to my heart.

last night i dreamt tumblr added like a billion buttons to the mobile app so instead of this

we got this

and everyone just rolled with it but sometimes the wide naruto got too wide and blocked off all the other buttons and people would just post "got naruto'd again :/" and the only way to reset him was to log out and log back in

- andrew hozier byrne, born 17 march 1990

how i look at my screen after y/n just got called kitten/puppy/bunny

I have never crashed out harder than when I found out Logan Lerman had a girlfriend and I have the screenshot to prove it

born to marry logan lerman, forced to watch as he lives in a happy marriage with another woman

“don’t sad react”

My favorite canon plot ever is Bella trying to get into Edward's pants

i feel like the monkey from the monkey movie

If! It’s! Meant! To! Be! Then! It! Will! Be!

I! Forgive! It! All! As! It! Comes! Back! To! Me!

sun bleached flies - ethel cain

I love it when Clint is in the vents and Thor loves pop tarts

it’s important for yall to know that at my core i’m a lover for domestic avengers. i love the era where they “all live in the tower together” and loki is there. i love the idea of them just being home and any ffc that has that is automatically an amazing fic.

fuck y’all if you laid up with your lil boo rn i hope the ceiling fan fall on y'all

He’s such a loser I love him

Luke getting hit by a puck in practice 😭

Missing my bbg right now 😣

The Holy Trinity

tapping on his head. it reverberates like an empty fishbowl.

Reblogging again because it’s that time of year 💞

No you don’t understand I NEED Remus Lupin this Valentine’s Day with a box of chocolates and a cute little bow around his wrists ☺️🎀

I deserve to be logan lerman’s controversially young girlfriend

TWILIGHT (2008-2012)

alright so who’s gonna write the luigi mangione x reader fanfiction guys

He’s my husband.

He’s Italian. He’s bisexual. He loves to read. He’s an Ivy League graduate. He’s a tech bro. He’s a gym rat. He’s a flirt. He gave the Unabomber 4/5 stars on Goodreads. He takes the bus. He’s got a bad back. His politics are incoherent. He’s a gamer. He’s an artist. He shot a healthcare executive

JACK SCHLOSSBERG IF YOU CAN HEAR ME PLS SAVE ME

i love saying “i’m being normal about it” bc i’m actually a filthy fucking liar and i’ve never been normal about anything a single day in my life