I Mean.... This Is All I Saw When Playing The Game.

what if you were a BISEXUAL and your bf nearly DIES and then he leaves you to become JESUS and then your hot gf gets KIDNAPPED and your little sister becomes a DICTATOR and you grow a BEARD

"The language is that of Mordor, which I will not utter here."

(inspired by an incredible tiktok i saw yesterday, username cosm1cegg)

Some Alan Wake memes I did

Looks like things got a little out of hand at the Tulpar!

Sam Lake, I'm within your walls

The Animated Guardians of the Galaxy Being Chaotically Out of Context for Five Minutes and Two Seconds

had a vivid dream where there was a "play as Kim" mod and I was super excited

after like 2 mins gameplay Harry just turned around looking scandalised and was like "Ohgod... It's me, Kim. *I'm* Grandpa Piss!"

he refused to elaborate even after I savescummed and exhausted all dialogue options

then a notification flashed like "THOUGHT GAINED: GRANDPA PISS" and I went to the thought cabinet screen. all it said was "What the fuck does he mean by that."

A dream I had... he didn't know the counterplay

Melanie is so smol, I love her! Thanks to all this team (and more) for making this game such a roller coaster ride of feelings and giving us more behind the scenes~~