SETH MACFARLANE X READER 

Out of all the things I’ve received at pride parades, as a Christian, this one is my favorite.

Teach Me Tonight

Lesson One: Kissing

Javier Peña x F!DEA!Reader

Summary: Y/N and Javier both have things to talk about when he visits her apartment one night with a bottle of whiskey. Y/N tells her partner about her crush on Brad from the CIA and ends up revealing that she is a virgin who has barely been kissed. Javier has his own thing to confess but she derails their talk when she asks Javier to educate her on all things sex and seduction so she can impress Brad.

Warning: Smut (in later chapters) but for this one: swearing, smuttish.

A/N: Of course I had to start another series! I just can’t help myself. I doubt this will be everyone’s cup of tea but I really appreciate any feedback you guys have and if you like it. Let me know if you want to be tagged! 

Fic song: Teach Me Tonight by Dinah Washington

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Gif credit: @damerondjarin​

Javier knocks on your front door, shifting from foot to foot while he waits for you to answer and impatience tugs at his nerves.

“Hey” you lean against the wall next to front door of your apartment, smiling softly at Javier who is holding up a bottle of whiskey and his heart flutters a little at your surprised expression.

“Can I come in?” his eyes flicker past you to check and make sure you are alone until you nod, pushing off the wall and walking into your small apartment.

“Quiet night?” you inquire when he sets the whiskey down on your kitchen counter and shrugs. His short sleeved shirt is wrinkled and the top three buttons are undone, his hair is mussed and you wonder what he has been stressing about.

“I was just looking through the new files and needed a break” he explains and you open your cupboard, looking for a couple of glasses. His dark eyes flicker down to the sliver of skin that is exposed from your reach and he can’t look away from the soft-looking skin.

“I’m surprised you aren’t seeing Freckles or Vanessa tonight” you tease and he swallows, watching you pour the whiskey out before adding a couple of ice cubes to each glass.

“Not tonight” he mumbles, picking up the tumbler.

“Cheers” you tilt your glass towards him and he clinks your glasses together, the smokey booze slides down his throat but it doesn’t burn in the way he prefers.

He swirls the liquid around the glass and ponders how to tell you why he has been so on edge. He opens his mouth but you interrupt him, guiding him over to the couch.

“So the case files…did you find anything at all? Steve was getting antsy this morning and he’s been such an asshole lately…Olivia must still be keeping them up at night” you sigh, sipping the alcohol after you tuck your legs beneath you.

Javier watches your eyes roll and chuckles at your annoyed expression because of your partner, “yeah he’s been a real dick” 

“Whereas you are always an asshole so I know what to expect when I come in to work” you smirk, a mischievous sparkle in your eyes.

“Sure sweetheart” Javier scoffs, swinging his arm over the back of your couch, “because you are a dream to work with before you have had any caffeine” 

You reach out and swat his chest but he catches your hand before you can make contact, “hey!” you cry.

He grins and snorts at your childish scowl, releasing your hand reluctantly.

“I, uh, have something to talk to you about” he swishes the amber liquid in the cheap glass, the ice cubes clinking together.

“I have something to talk to you about too” you shift and set your drink down on your scratched coffee table; it was something you had picked up in a local market and you called Javier from a pay phone to ask him to come help you take it home in his Jeep.

Javier pauses, wondering what you need to speak to him about. He fears the worst and worries you had figured it all out and are going to call him out on his bullshit. He watches you with weary eyes and nods, “you go first chica”

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