Keeping Up With The Mandalorians

I literally got into Impractical Jokers after my first break up ever in high school. ❤

Confession #113.) “Impractical Jokers helps me whenever i’m feeling depressed. I’m going through some shit and watching their show always makes me genuinely happy.”

Au Meme : Seth MacFarlane talks about you and your newborn son.

TENOCH HUERTA as JUAN Las Aparicio (2015) dir. Moisés Ortiz Urquidi

kylo ren smut pls ??? possessive one potentially, secret relationship vibes

Ok but thisss>>>

Innocent

❤️Warnings: smut, p in v, dirty talk, switch Kylo, I don't really know but let me know if I missed anything

❤️Summary: Kylo's trying his best to control himself because he knows that no one can know

❤️A/N: I really appreciate all of the requests, like seriously I know I don't always get them out the fastest but I love you guys

"thank you so much, I really appreciate it" you said smiling at Hux

"it's really no problem anything for my favorite lieutenant.." his hair was so red that it matched his hair..

Kylo watched from across the room, his blood boiling. Not because you did anything wrong but because no one could know, you had every right to speak to the general like a normal person. However, Hux didn't know that you were Kylo's, so he didn't know when to back off.

"lieutenant (L/N), I need you for the- the tie fighters maintenance" he quickly made up an excuse to get you away from the freckled face red head.

"do you really need help with the fighte-" he cut you off by pressing his lips to yours. You pushed him back "Kylo!" You whisper yelled, there are at least 12 stormtrooper in this room! You can't just-" He cut you off for a second time by grabbing your wrist and moving in to whisper in your ear

"I need you. Now"

Your pulse quickening, you looked up at him innocently biting your lip. "Then why don't we go up to your quarters and you can have me.." you whispered back with your hands on his chest still looking up at him, you knew that was something he liked. Kylo loved when you looked at him while you talked like that. He loved when you had an innocent look on your face while his cock was in your mouth, or when you smiled at him while he rammed into you, that was the same smile you gave him while Hux was around. Kylo knew that smile very well, that smile indicated you knew what you wanted and how you wanted it.

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Kylo's hips weren't stopping, maker you didn't know how he wasn't tired yet. He had to have plenty of scratches going down his back, which was exceptionally arousing because every time you did you could feel his back muscles flexing and a light moan escape his mouth. Not the kind of sound the mighty Kylo Ren would make in front of anyone but you..but you were so special to him the first person he felt he could be himself around.

His larger strong hands were on either side of your head while his plump lips kissed at your cheek, neck, ears, lips, any wear he could get to. "You like leaving those marks down my back? You like marking me up ?" You nodded your head vigorously in response "well go on then, you know I'm yours" you loved when he got like this, submissive but he could still take whatever he wanted..

"I wish they knew" Kylo's thrusts paused "I wish everyone knew" his hips snapped back "just how good I make you feel" his thrusts matched his words making you clench and quiver around him.

"Kylo it feels so good.. your cock was made for me"

He smirked "yeah it was" he responded kissing you "it's your cock, I belong to you and you belong to me" his words caused your stomach to tighten and your scalp to get tingly "use my body to please yourself, I was made to please you"

"I-Im gonna.." you squeezed your eyes shut and wrapped your arms around his neck pushing your chest up to meet his, holding his as close as possible while you let your orgasm crash over you making your whole body shiver and twitch. Just as you did you felt his warm seed fill you up. Kylo wrapped his arms around you and fell down on top of you "please let me stay in for a while.."

Thank you for the request 💕💕

#He can finally play with frogs 🤧

What I love about Seth MacFarlane: A summary

(Some of these gifs aren’t mine)

Was a cutie as a kid:

Was a cutie as a teen:

Still a cutie:

Has a glamourous laugh:

Seriously:

I feel like the sun is shining out of my ass everytime he laughs:

Modesty:

The faces he makes for his characters:

Dat hair tho:

Gets drunk and laughs about his own jokes:

Gets drunk and laughs about other peolpe’s jokes:

Gets drunk:

Dat arms damn son:

Loves cats:

The tongue thing:

The fact that this skit happened:

Is a ‘Back to the Future’ fan:

This look:

Is a ‘Star Wars’ fan:

Is a ‘Star Trek’ fan:

Doesn’t take himself too seriously:

Rocks a cowboy outfit:      (The ‘I love you’ is giving me life)

Also this scene:

Is a dork:

Is a Broadway fan:

Appreciates a good orchestra:

Plays the piano:

Knows how to perform:

And whatever the hell this is:

Which leads me toooo: 

Am I wrong for liking this??:

Can Tries to dance:

Casual as it gets:

Hellooooo:

Hosted the Oscars like damn can you be any more attractive??: 

Roasted Donald Trump:

By the way I want to have this woman’s job:

Okay but why didn’t I know this existed??:

Actual footage of me meeting Seth MacFarlane:

And this:

And THIS:

Feel free to add. I know there is much more to include, but time is a b*tch. I have faith in y’all.

sebastian stan is like deathly allergic to cats so we cant have mcu alpine :(

Well, I'm sorry, but Seb is just going to have to suck it up and deal for the sake of his Art(tm) and Respecting the Marvel Legacy (tm). What are a few sneezes or hives compared to Art? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Kidding, kidding. (Mostly.) But obviously, the answer is to do what they did for Captain Marvel: CGI cats! I cannot think of a better use for $3 or $4 million than CGIing some kitties for Bucky and Sam.

Addendum: Do we know the source for Sebstan's allergies? When I Googled all the hits seemed to be people asking each other about it and saying yes. But here is a video with him near a cat for an entire minute.

Hi, I see that you do Detroit: become human requests now, can I ask for relationship headcanons for Connor with a human s/o?

I hope I did okay!

•After everyone calls him out on it,he has tried to stop the whole blue blood thing.Is it really that creepy?He has sworn not to do it front of them

•He became a deviant not so long so he is still overwhelmed by feelings.Sometimes he doesn't even know emotion out of all of them he is feeling

•He gets nervous easily with the smallest of things like just holding hands.Are androis uncomfy to hold?What if his s/o doesn't like it?!

•Connor is constantly asking Hank about dating advice and about how humans go about the whole dating thing as it it.Needless to say Hank is quite tired

•The first kiss may be a bit awkward but the boy is in awe,you can tell he loved the sensation!He really adores kisses now,and asks for them a lot

•Seriously,you may just be having a nice walk in the park when he suddenly just stops and says "Is it okay if we kiss right now?" looking away

•The first time he feels jealousy when someone hits on his s/o is very confusing.He doesn't even have an idea of what may be going on

•After the person leaves,Connor turns to his s/o."I feel a knot in my throat!I-I feel angry and I don't know why!Is there something wrong with me?" He lowkey panics

•When he is explained what jealousy is,he chuckles nervously in embarrassment "I see.I'll have to learn to not get jealous haha..."

Why is this me?

Btw read a resident evil fanfic with 50 chapters last week when I should have been reading about the U.S. Mexican War.