Hey, Don't Cry. Five Thousand Fanfic Daydream Scenarios Inside Your Head About The Super-obscure Fictional

guys i think the minecrafters are having a fucking mental breakdown genuinely every single one of them sounds INSANE right now

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Dream: I feel so burnt out. Punz: Don’t worry, it'll be over soon. Dream: Are you gonna... assassinate me? Punz: Well not if you’re expecting it.

i dont remember if u were active then but that time dream and punz played on saps hardcore world together and dream kept wanting to build his house where punz was? so sweet i havent stopped thinking about them, i need them back so bad im gonna throw up

WAIT I WAS FUCKING BUSY FOR THAT STERAM AND I NEVER WATCHED THE VOD oh this is gonna be an experience yall prepare yourselves cause my demons.. ough my demons

If cTechno had a tumblr he would be one of those gimmick blogs. His url would be overthrowthegoverment and all he'd do would be comment "I have a suggestion" on reblogs of anyone complaining about anything.

If cDream had a tumblr he would comment some random shitpost, someone would comment mocking him for being wrong, he would reply with a bunch of references and links to peer reviewed studies proving that not only he was right but also that it was really important that people educate themselves about that subject, and then the version that goes viral is the one without his reply.

I don’t know why, but I find it interesting how Dream is so many contrasting things…

Disney Princess & Villain

Good Guy & Bad Guy

Hero & Monster

Jesus & Devil

God & Lucifer

Duckling & Snake

Puppy & Lizard

Teletubby & Ghoul

Stripper & Ugly

Builder & Homeless

Tortured & Torturer

Prisoner & Warden

Test Dummy & Scientist

Control Freak & Agent of Chaos

Most Knowledgeable Person on the Server & Idiot

Doesn’t want to be Alone & Lone Woof

^ here is a basic introduction to both my cats

(Edit jatsi is also commonly called joksu after the finn name of snufkins dad, because it is far too perfect and i was given too much power in what i call my cats)

I need whimsy in my life, can anyone send me drawings requests? (Will do both fandom and personal prompts)

reblog for a group of crows to choose you as their leader and follow you around every waking moment

how did this reaction to dream facetime not wipe out at least half of the wilburian-drantis