And When We Finally Kill The Gods Neither Hell Nor Heaven Will Be Waiting For Them Because They Created

happy 5 year anniversary

i'm erasing myself from the narrative

So, I rewatched the disc finale for an AU with one of my besties and noticed something.

So, Dream would not come down the elevator. So, Tommy threatened to kill himself if Dream didn’t come down.

Then, a few seconds pass. The elevator was not coming down and Dream was nowhere to be seen.

So, Tommy goes to step on the elevator platform to make a new deal.

But as he turned to everyone and checked his items (before he could say the new deal), there’s a certain someone you can see above his item menu.

This bastard.

This motherfucking green bastard.

It’s blurry but his skin is recognizable. It’s him.

Dream was already there before Tommy could say his new deal about telling him something he never told him.

That means that this bitch ran to the portal after Tommy said that he would kill himself if he didn’t go down.

He ran just to make sure that Tommy didn’t kill himself even though he knew that Tommy was going to try and kill him again.

I am SCREAMINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

Binders are hand wash only and I've STRUGGLED and i cannot recommend enough: get your ass an antique washboard! Get one with a textured glass board! Rub soap onto the textured part of the glass and then rub your binder against it and all sweat and soil fucking disappears! This washboard must have been a huge game changer for our ancestors who used to have to lay shit on a rock and beat it with a stick. The textured glass washboard makes hand washing so fucking easy! Trans man lifehack, wash your tit holster like a Victorian lady!!

Streets are saying dream is finally defending himself

I HAVE BEEN WAITING SINCE 2020

i love how for fanart of basically any dsmp character there's so many variations, even with the characters with "boring" skins like purpled, except for punz. every drawing of punz i've seen has the exact same design. he's just Some Guy in a white hoodie with a medallion every single time. especially in fanart where he's next to dream, "terrifying, almost horror-like drawing of a masked creature wearing a huge green cloak and his bestie, Random Blond Gamer"

men will say stop calling me puppy and then look like this

dream’s favorite disney princess is belle, his favorite flower was the rose but changed it to ‘the most recent flower he received’, he cried to marley and me, he cried at the prospect of not getting to see spiderman no way home in theaters, he sent a whole box of merch to a fan’s family because their little brother got bullied, he keeps homeless kits in his car, he left work early and cried for hours when he found out his cat was dying, his bought his mom a pair of earrings on mother’s day, he keeps every fan letter ever sent to him in a scrapbook, he sends long and meaningful thanksgiving messages to friends and family every year, he visited a children’s hospital and sang for them, he draws smiley faces on his nails, he had a room built just for patches, he wanted a quail coop at his house :(

all work is cancelled. everyone stay home and do nothing and lay in bed sooooooo cutely and watch tv shows and have no obligations and kiss together

au where sam has a cute half-sized creeper form no one knows about. following daedalus sam makes the brilliant conclusion that for sure sneaking around the server like this would be safer. instead dream(everyone's favorite scientist <3) stumbles upon a CUTE TINY BITE SIZED CREEPER that won't blow up and declares him a biological marvel. just LOOK at him! he's adorable! dream would love to see what he's made of. obviously with nothing to protect himself its better to stay in creeper form for now and wait for a chance to escape, thinks sam. i didn't know creepers were this fluffy :) thinks dream.