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next we lear n that badboyhalo is secretly working for the mafia and has killed twelve innocent children and people will blame it on dream being too involved with the fbi

One of my long time (lowkey projecting but it fits character) head canons is that he deals with bad insomnia by literally just exhausting himself to force sleep like running until he can't and collapsing under a random tree or something for some sleepy time since its already like soft confirmed that he rarely sleeps and when he does its not really anywhere in particular just out in the wild somewhere people dont go

(Also for added angst factor the burn in his chest would probably remind him of old times, besides he feels like the type that would find comfort in a painful constant over something unfamiliar)

headcanon: c!dream just falls asleep places. he's just the eepiest of little guys

au where sam has a cute half-sized creeper form no one knows about. following daedalus sam makes the brilliant conclusion that for sure sneaking around the server like this would be safer. instead dream(everyone's favorite scientist <3) stumbles upon a CUTE TINY BITE SIZED CREEPER that won't blow up and declares him a biological marvel. just LOOK at him! he's adorable! dream would love to see what he's made of. obviously with nothing to protect himself its better to stay in creeper form for now and wait for a chance to escape, thinks sam. i didn't know creepers were this fluffy :) thinks dream.

hi dungeon meshi fandom :]

Quality time

guys i think the minecrafters are having a fucking mental breakdown genuinely every single one of them sounds INSANE right now

Streets are saying dream is finally defending himself

I HAVE BEEN WAITING SINCE 2020

Binders are hand wash only and I've STRUGGLED and i cannot recommend enough: get your ass an antique washboard! Get one with a textured glass board! Rub soap onto the textured part of the glass and then rub your binder against it and all sweat and soil fucking disappears! This washboard must have been a huge game changer for our ancestors who used to have to lay shit on a rock and beat it with a stick. The textured glass washboard makes hand washing so fucking easy! Trans man lifehack, wash your tit holster like a Victorian lady!!

i love how for fanart of basically any dsmp character there's so many variations, even with the characters with "boring" skins like purpled, except for punz. every drawing of punz i've seen has the exact same design. he's just Some Guy in a white hoodie with a medallion every single time. especially in fanart where he's next to dream, "terrifying, almost horror-like drawing of a masked creature wearing a huge green cloak and his bestie, Random Blond Gamer"