Happy Birthday To C!Dream, C!George, C!Sapnap, And C!Callahan! 🎉

can angels wear knight armour?

sure, but i imagine it'd be even more exhausting for them to wear than clothes.

call that a shining knight in armor [sic]

au where sam has a cute half-sized creeper form no one knows about. following daedalus sam makes the brilliant conclusion that for sure sneaking around the server like this would be safer. instead dream(everyone's favorite scientist <3) stumbles upon a CUTE TINY BITE SIZED CREEPER that won't blow up and declares him a biological marvel. just LOOK at him! he's adorable! dream would love to see what he's made of. obviously with nothing to protect himself its better to stay in creeper form for now and wait for a chance to escape, thinks sam. i didn't know creepers were this fluffy :) thinks dream.

mutuals do this!!!!

c!dream can't read maps. he doesn't understand a lot of big words. politics flies over his head and he tries his best to follow, but the gap in knowledge is evident in every step of the way.

he quotes the lion king at his best friend. he names his beloved horse after a dreamworks character. he sings a mickey mouse clubhouse song when he sees the hot dog van.

c!dream likes flowers, and he loved his parrot. he thinks nudity is funny, and he wants people to think he's cool. he isn't cool: he stumbles over his words, he gets talked over, he doesn't stand up for himself when others put words in his mouth because he knows nobody ever listens.

he named his crossbow a dick joke, then all his tools and armor an edgy version of his name. he built a big scary evil lair — on c!techno's lawn, and then another, for some convoluted, nonsensical plan based entirely on this childish need for things to go back to how they used to be.

he's just a guy. he's 22 years old and he wants nothing more than for everyone else to think he's mature and powerful and great. he's none of that. he's just a young man doing terrible things to others and himself because he's clinging to an idealized past that he will never get back.

Quality time

i know it's just idiots on twitter but seeing people accuse badboyhalo of being a groomer/pedophile just drives home the fact these are now words to throw around when you don't like someone.

i would rather hang out with 10 ex-republicans who realized the flaws in their beliefs and put effort into broadening their worldview and changing their ways than 1 twitter leftist who is comfortable suspending morality and empathy to get a dunk on someone they don’t like and i’m not even joking about that