I JUST WATCHED NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM AND HOLY SHIT

are you five nights at fucking kidding me

Never EVER say this around FNAF Freddy Fazbear..

It's okay guys! Freddy's just nervous

Something I love about conclave is the fact that Lawrence is one Tedesco outburst away from killing himself but he’s too English to admit it

Someone please get that man a holiday away from the Vatican and a vodka cola.

The Summer 2024 issue of The Night Guard's Notebook is now available!

This issue's interviewees are @night-at-the-musian and @retrobr!

@eddiethecowboy and @thevintageducky also feature

Find it here: https://natmsearch.neocities.org/newsletter/TNGNsm24.pdf

Hope you all enjoy!

(btw, I second every word of @bipediam's response in the anniversary celebration)

It bothers me that some people will go their entire lives without knowing some of the best pieces of media ever created. I really think it should be compulsory for everyone to watch the Lego Batman movie at least once in their life that shit is PEAK cinema.

I forget how much of an insufferable son of a bitch I become when Hamilton comes on

Monty would be the feral uncle

Buff Lawrence lives rent free in my head.

I need something to happen like he falls into a fountain or a fellow cardinal gets hurt and Lawrence takes off his shirt to staunch the bleeding, either way he takes off his shirt in front of everyone especially Vincent and the press.

I need Twitter to freak out and stan accounts about the hot Cardinal with the six pack. I need Vincent to visibly short circuit on camera and for some mid-20s college grad Catholic guys to seriously contemplate their sexuality and the possibility of priesthood as a career path over investment banking. Those hot priest calendars in Rome have a new addition for the coming year.

I need American Conservative Alpha-male podcasts to be putting this 75 year old man as a the face of Red-pill content only for the Vatican to release a statement denouncing them. Thomas is somehow responsible for a large amount of men abandoning red-pill content.

Thomas is mortified and does not want to know anything that is going on while Aldo is ecstatic. Ray and Sabbadin, who both have a Twitter account are following this drama religiously. Tedesco posts a photo of when he and Thomas were younger in a “he isn’t gay, look at him helping me when I was the victim of a car bomb” and it’s Thomas carrying him bridal-style. (Vincent is very jealous)

I cannot write a full fic for the next two weeks due to my schedule so this is my contribution to the fandom. May you feast on what little I can offer 🍝.