I Just Know Thomas And Goffredo Both Got Bullied During Their Seminary Days For Being Too Pretty

I found the image above at like 1am yesterday and then spent the next 10 minutes searching for a good picture of goffredo and then I FEEL ASLEEP WITH HIM ON MY SCREEN. I think thats why I had nightmares

imagine: you are chilling in front you your house getting high. along comes an old family friend who you last saw when you were six, you are now in your 50s. after a brief convo where he is kind of a dick to you, he’s like damn you’ve changed :/. and your like yeah bestie it’s been five decades why the fuck are you here. he leaves. later that night a shit ton of people show up and trash your house. just throw and absolute rager. halfway through the family friend from earlier shows up. he announces in full earshot of everyone that he wants you to come with him to rob a bank. you of course say wtf??? one of the people who broke into your house calls you a pussy. another person shoves you a contract which declares if you get shot robbing the bank they will not pay for your funeral. you pass out. when you wake up you find the contract on your table and your house almost completely back to normal. you stare at the contract for a moment and decide, fuck it this is just as a good a midlife crisis than anything.

this is what happened to bilbo baggins

got so high I got scared and had to get out of the car to calm down and a coyote immediately sprinted out of the underbrush and stalked towards me

thing that kids say sometimes when they don't like you

OOOUUUU DUDE what if Phone Dude and William actually met irl sometime (Will with illusion disc obviously). They'd recognize each other's voices and be like OHHHG!!!

Unexpected Thanksgiving Visitors (pt. 2)

Well, the pseudonym was short lived, but at least William managed to keep the fake American accent up.

phone dude design! woo! also now’s a good time to mention the books aren’t around in this universe.

Roxanne doesn't like tea

One of my fav Dr Strange piece aaaaaaaaaa

Cigarette break

This is a drawing I made a year ago but only wanted to finish yesterday.

Those who have known me the longest know how much I love Ancient Egypt and know how important the figure of Nefertari is to me, and here I intentionally represented her as Hathor, in honor of The Immortals, the story I dedicated to this wonderful queen.

Alongside is a figure who unfortunately was always overshadowed by Nefertari, namely Isetnofret. I learned to love this woman thanks to Christian Jacq's books, and wanted to give her a revealing role within a project I am currently doing, which involves many people close to me.

And finally Tehfat, my OC from Ancient Egypt, with her sadly intricate story. My sweet little girl ❤️