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The three stages of Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III fangirling [insp]

Y’all said to tuck him in so I did

best brownies in the known universe (at least, according to my grandma)

some year and a half ago when i was getting ready to move out i combed through all the family recipes that lay lost to time and one of the ones that i found was my grandmas brownie recipe. idk where she got it from (nor can i ask cause she has dementia) and its a printed out email she sent to my mom in june 2000. but by george these the best brownies i have ever tasted. would she be pleased that i am sharing this recipe with my vast following? absolutely.

YOU WILL NEED:

5 tablespoons butter (unsalted) 1 ounce unsweetened baking chocolate (or as much as your heart desires) 2/3 cup unsweetened good cocoa powder 1 cup sugar (white) (superfine preferred, normal works fine) 1 cup sifted white flour (can use gluten free) 1/2 teaspoon baking powder as much cinnamon as your heart desires (your heart needs to desire at least some cinnamon. its essential to the recipe) 3 egg whites 1 egg splash of vanilla extract (again, non negotiable step!)

preheat your oven to 325 degrees. grease a square baking pan (9x9 preferably).

in a small saucepan over medium heat melt the butter and baking chocolate. while that is melting, sift together the flour, baking powder and cinnamon into a small bowl. once the butter and chocolate is done melting add the cocoa powder and cook it together for 1 minute. add in the sugar and stir. it will get very thick. this is correct.

set that aside to cool. while thats cooling take a large bowl and put in your egg whites, egg and vanilla. beat it up with preferably a whisk but you can use a fork if youre fresh out of whisks. once the chocolate is cool enough to not scramble your eggs dump it in the eggs and mix it together. add the flour in gradually and keep mixing until its smooth and happy.

spread into your greased baking pan. put it in the oven for EXACLTLY 18 MINUTES. very crucial step. they will come out slightly under done. that is what we want. as they cool they will continue to cook in the pan. we dont want them to get hard and sad. they are not good when they are hard and sad. do not overbake them. you will be sad.

slice them up and as the official last step on the original recipe says: EAT ENJOY AND MAKE MORE! (theyre very good with mint chocolate chip ice cream)

vintage meme. did i do okay

the gang has been booped

I don't know if it's just me who thinks this, but when he's 14/15 years old he gives off a very different vibe than when he was 19/20 years old

Like he got a lot more sensitive as he got older

non sexual intimacy!!!! bathing together, washing each other, playing with each other's hair, kissing every inch of their body, writing love letters on their back with your finger, connecting their moles and freckles to create constellations on their skin, running your hands up and down their thighs, ugh just expressing physical love without it having to be about sex!!!!

THEYRE MAKING ANOTHER ONE LETS GOOOOOOOO

(And yes, this one also has THE BOI)

OK SO

Have any of you guys ever played Dreamworks Super Star Kartz? Well, I just found out it existed and HOO BOY-

Basically its just Mario Kart but more janky and also with Dreamworks characters including some from httyd.

So you’ve got Hiccup, right? Little man in a little kart, nothing to see here. AND THEN THERES TOOTHLESS

THEY PUT A FREAKING DRAGON IN A GO KART

WHAT IS THE PURPOSE

LOOK AT HIM

So yeah I watched a play through and it’s freakin hilarious. I’ve compiled a compilation of Hiccup and Toothless being ridiculous for your enjoyment. Have fun.

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