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Joan Laurer “Chyna” attending the 2001 Exotic Erotic Ball

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WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION MAGAZINE : DECEMBER 1999

1999 The Year of Chyna

By Kevin Kelly

Chyna has achieved what no woman was ever expected to in the World Wrestling Federation and it’s not necessarily just because of her athletic skills. Not underestimating a physique reminiscent of a leather-clad sculpture–perhaps it is because the Ninth Wonder of the World refused to listen when others said, “No.”

Chyna knew she could compete against the men, but the purists needed to be enlightened. Beginning with the Royal Rumble, 1999 has been a series of ground-breaking triumphs countered only by miniscule setbacks.

While the role of women in society continues to evolve, albeit rather slowly, the former bodyguard has seized the means of production and created her own revolution. How did this once stoic, solitary revolutionary become the tombstone by which all women in the next century will be measured and compared? It all began with a painful childhood. 

In an interview in the October 1998 issue of the World Wrestling Federation Magazine Chyna described her early family life as “dysfunctional.” After leaving home at the age of 15 the future athlete excelled in high school, regularly making the Dean’s list, and later graduated from the University of Tampa (Florida) with a double major in Spanish and Literature in just two and a half years. Prospective employers like the United Nations and the U.S. Secret Service would have to wait, however.

During her college years, Chyna had discovered a talent for weight training. Combined with a lifelong desire to perform the groundwork was set, almost as though destiny had a hand in molding the sculpture that is the Ninth Wonder of the World. 

Questioned many times about the prospect of competing against other women in the ring, Chyna has consistently stated that it would not be challenging enough. Trained by Killer Kowalski in a class of all-male wrestlers, even the World Wrestling Federation Hall of Famer knew that the skills of his prized pupil were far from common. Even before entering the Federation in 1997, Chyna was aware that to make an impact she would have to compete against the men. 

First as bodyguard for Triple H and then the unifying glue of DX, Chyna preyed upon the weaknesses of men. Her notorious low blow proved that any man of any size could be felled like a tranquilized elephant with one upward thrust of her powerful arm. If retribution was due for the sins she had committed, Chyna knew that generally men would not want to strike out at her because of the childhood rule: Don’t hit girls. To this day, many of her victims blindly look at gender and wind up temporarily paralyzed because they are not “allowed” to hit a woman. 

At the 1999 Royal Rumble, Chyna made history as the first woman ever to compete for the privilege. Having thwarted the other D-Generates, Vince McMahon stood triumphantly while Chyna made her way to the ring as the final DX member in the Rumble qualifier. No one expected her and that element of surprise has been a persistent weapon against Chyna’s opponents. 

In time, however, that element of surprise began to dissipate. Chyna needed to show that she was more than just a Mexican uppercut. She did that in her attempt to win King of the Ring. With Triple H at ringside providing guidance, Chyna proved to the world–and more important, to herself–that she could do it. 

As the old saying goes, “Good talent can make anyone look good in the ring.” The Ninth Wonder was in there with the best of the best, and despite not coming away with the victory in the perennial June tournament, Chyna put herself on the roster as a competitor. She was credible, believable. It appeared to be more like rediscovering the talent she had been born with than something she had learned. Chyna had evolved once again and the sculpture was almost complete. 

“SummerSlam was supposed to be my time!” Triple H bellowed at Chyna after the Ninth Wonder of the World became the number one contender. Chyna would not wilt under the intense heat of the spotlight. No one doubled her spot now because she had earned all our respect. 

In that same ‘98 interview, the Ninth Wonder said, “There is a lot of mystery to Chyna and she hasn’t been unleashed yet. We can do so much with my character…”

The stories that can be told about the Ninth Wonder of the World are as limitless as the imagination. Her “character,” as in integrity, is unparalleled. Chyna and Triple H are the quintessential professionals. That being said, will Chyna remain a part of Triple H’s career? There have been rumors that their partnership may be nearing an end. 

When Triple H became the Federation Champion the night following SummerSlam, it wasn’t without assistance. Chyna has been a steadfast, reliable accomplice for Triple H for nearly three years. Critics of Triple H argue that the network of assistants has hindered his credibility. Would Chyna remove herself from that role in Triple H’s life in response to the critics? 

Whatever future career decisions Chyna makes will not be in response to outside detractors. Throughout her life, Chyna has fought when most would have packed up and moved on. With minimal parental guidance as a young woman, Chyna completed high school and graduated from college with honors.

After stumbling onto weight training and a desire to compete in the fitness field, Chyna heard the naysayers and went on to make history on a televised event. Although the wrestling business wanted no part of her, the Ninth Wonder refused to be ignored and simply kicked the door in. Now, Chyna is approaching legendary status in the renaissance of sports-entertainment and the World Wrestling Federation–a history maker, a trendsetter, a one of a kind. 

This has been the year of Chyna. Her improvement and development will continue into the next century as well. One thing is certain–Chyna will constantly stay one step ahead and keep everybody guessing what is next for the Ninth Wonder of the World.

More posts of Misery’s inspiration Chyna because I’m still not over her and never will be, ya’ll don’t know how much she meant to me.

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When I find a person that ships Gochi.

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The small Goten # 2

Gohan: What happened to Vegeta? Chi-Chi: Nothing … let’s go home. Goten say bye to Trunks. Goten: Bye! Trunks: Bye-Bye!

Part 1

Masterpost Chichi/GoChi

Chi Chi Appearance and GoChi Moments ♥

Dragon Ball

Episode 7 “Mt. Frypan’s Gyumao" / “The Ox King on Fire  Mountain”  “Furaipan Yama no Gyūmaō” (フライパン山の牛魔王) 

Episode 8 “The Turtle Hermit’s Kamehameha" / "The  Kamehameha Wave”  “Kame-Sennin no Kamehameha” (亀仙人のカメハメ波) 

Episode 31 “Yikes! A Fake Goku Appears!!" / "Wedding  Plans?”  “Gege! Nise Gokū Shutsugen!!” (ゲゲ! ニセ悟空出現!!) 

Episode 32 “Vanished!? The Flying Fortress in the Sky" /  "The Flying Fortress — Vanished!” “Kieta!? Sora Tobu Yōsai” (消えた!? 空とぶ要塞) 

Episode 119 “Will it Work?! The Legendary Mafūba" /  "Battle Cry”  “Kimaru ka!? Densetsu no Mafūba” (きまるか!?伝説の魔封破) 

Episode 134 “Trouble at the Tenkaichi Tournament" /  "Preliminary Peril”  “Haran no Tenka-ichi Budōkai” (波乱の天下一武道会) 

Episode 137 “Son Goku’s Marriage" / "Anonymous Proposal”  “Son Gokū no Kekkon” (孫悟空の結婚) 

Episode 149 “Wedding Dress in Flames" / "Dress in  Flames”  “Honō no Naka no Uedingu Doresu” (炎の中のウエディングドレス) 

Episode 150 “The Phantom Fire-Eating Bird" / "The  Fire-Eater”  “Maboroshi no Hi Kui Dori” (幻の火喰い鳥) 

Episode 151 “Thanks to Chi Chi’s Homemaker Training…" /  "Outrageous Octagon” “Chichi no Hanayome Shugyō no Okage Desu” (チチの花嫁修業のおかげです) 

Episode 152 “Hurry, Goku! The Mysterious Mountain of Five  Elements" / "Mystery of the Dark World” “Isoge Gokū! Gogyōzan no Nazo” (いそげ悟空!五行山のなぞ) 

Episode 153 “Mt. Frypan is Burning! An Instant Do-or-Die  Journey" / "The End, the Beginning” “Moeru Furaipan Yama! Isshun no Kesshikō” (燃えるフライパン山!一瞬の決死行) 

Dragon Ball Z

Episode 2 “The Mightiest Warrior in All of History is Goku’s Older  Brother!" / "The Arrival of Raditz” [Reunions] “Shijō Saikyō no Senshi wa Gokū no Ani Datta!” (史上最強の戦士は悟空の兄だった！) 

Episode 6 “Even Yama-sama is Surprised — The Fight Continues in the  Next World" / "Goku’s Unusual Journey” [No Time Like the  Present] “Enmasama mo Bikkuri — Ano Yo de Faito” (エンマ様もビックリあの世でファイト) 

Episode 7 “Survival with Dinosaurs! Gohan’s Harsh Training" /  "Gohan’s Metamorphosis” [Day 1] “Kyōryū to Sabaibaru! Gohan no Tsurai Shugyō” (恐竜とサバイバル！悟飯のツライ修行) 

Episode 8 “A Great Transformation on a Moonlit Night! The Secret of  Gohan’s Power" / "Gohan’s Metamorphosis” [Gohan Goes  Bananas!] “Tsuki no Kagayaku Yoru ni Daihenshin! Gohan Pawā no Himitsu”  (月の輝く夜に大変身！悟飯パワーの秘密) 

Episode 36 “We’re Off Into Space! The Star of Hope is Piccolo’s  Homeland" / "A New Goal… Namek” [Picking Up the Pieces] “Tobidase Uchū e! Kibō no Hoshi wa Pikkoro no Furusato” (飛び出せ宇宙へ！希望の星はピッコロの故郷) 

Episode 46 “Goku’s Power Unleashed!! Six Days to the Far End of the  Galaxy" / "The Ruthless Frieza” [Defying Orders] “Gokū Pawā Zenkai!! Ginga no Hate made Muikakan” (悟空パワー全開!!銀河の果てまで6日間) 

Episode 107 “Son Goku Survived — The Z Warriors All  Resurrected!!" / "Goku’s Alive!!” “Ikiteita Son Gokū Zetto Senshi ga Zen'in Fukkatsu da!!” (生きていた孫悟空Ｚ戦士が全員復活だ!!) 

Episode 108 “Terrible Happenings in Heaven!! Garlic Jr. to Become  Kami!?" / "The Heavens Tremble” “Tenkai ga Taihen da!! Gārikku Junia ga Kami ni Naru!?” (天界が大変だ!!ガーリックJrが神になる!?) 

Episode 109 “Black Mist of Terror…!! Everyone Turns Demonic" /  "Black Fog of Terror” “Kyōfu no Kuroi Kiri…!! Minna Mazoku ni Natchatta” (恐怖の黒い霧…!!みんな魔族になっちゃった) 

Episode 118 “That There is Earth, Papa… The Counter-Attack of Freeza,  Father and Son" / "Frieza’s Counterattack” “Are ga Chikyū dayo Papa… Furīza Oyako no Gyakushū” (あれが地球だよパパ…フリーザ親子の逆襲) 

Episode 123 “Goku’s New Finishing Technique!? Watch My Instantaneous  Movement" / "Goku’s Special Technique” “Gokū no Shin Hissatsu Waza!? Mitekure, Ora no Shunkan Idō” (悟空の新必殺技!?見てくれ、オラの瞬間移動) 

Episode 125 “License Mastery? Goku’s Newest Trial" / "Goku’s  Ordeal”  “Menkyo Kaiden? Gokū no Aratanaru Shiren” (免許皆伝？悟空の新たなる試練) 

Episode 171 “Hidden Power!! When Gohan Was a Baby" /  "Memories of Gohan” “Himerareta Chikara!! Gohan ga Akanbō datta Koro” (秘められた力!!悟飯が赤ン坊だった頃) 

Episode 206 “Even Gohan is Surprised! Goten’s Explosion of  Power" / "The Newest Super Saiyan” “Gohan mo Bikkuri! Goten no Bakuhatsu Pawā” (悟飯もビックリ！悟天の爆発パワー) 

Episode 208 „Gather fort he tournament“ (Okaeri Gokū! Zetto Chīmu Zen'in Shūgō!!) かえり悟空! Zチーム全員集合!!

Episode 288 “You’re Late, Goku! Everyone Party!!" / "He’s  Always Late”  “Osoi ze Gokū! Minna de Pāti!!” (遅いぜ悟空！みんなでパーティ!!) 

Episode 289 “Grandpa Goku! I Am Pan!!" / "Granddaughter  Pan”  “Gokū Ojiichan! Watashi ga Pan yo!!” (悟空おじいちゃん！私がパンよ!!)

Dragon Ball Super

Episode 1 “The World Peace Prize - Who is Getting the 100 Million  Zeni?!”  “Heiwa no hōshū - ichioku Zenī wa dare no te ni!?” (平(へい)和(わ)の報酬(ほうしゅう) 1億(おく)ゼニーは誰(だれ)の手(て)に!?) 

Episode 15 “Brave Satan, Cause a Miracle! A Challenge from Outer  Space!!”  “Yūsha Satan yo kiseki o okose! Uchū kara no chōsenjō!!” (勇者(ゆうしゃ)サタンよ奇跡(きせき)を起(お)こせ! 宇宙(うちゅう)からの挑戦状(ちょうせんじょう)!!) 

Episode 16 “Vegeta Becomes a Pupil?! Take Down Whis!”  “Bejīta ga deshi’iri!? Uisu o kōryakuse yo!” (ベジータが弟子入(でしい)り!? ウイスを攻略(こうりゃく)せよ!) 

Episode 17 “Pan is Born! And Goku Goes Off on a Training Journey?!”  “Pan tanjō! Soshite Gokū wa shugyō no tabi he!?” (パン誕(たん)生(じょう)! そして悟空は修行(しゅぎょう)の旅(たび)へ!?) 

Episode 47 „SOS from the future! A new black enemey appears!“ 未来からのSOS! 黒き新たな敵現る!! (Mirai kara no SOS! Kuroki Aratana Teki Arawaru!!)

note: This list is fanmade and will be complemented continuously. Please message me if any failure occured to you! Thanks xoxo