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i made a self indulgent astarion/tav comic because theres no option to comfort hug him every night
i put it on twitter might as well throw this here too
set after raiding cazador's palace
Headcannon scenario: Gale attempts to move from Waterdeep to Baulders Gate and gets screwed over by a landlord. Astarion then reads the contract and points out every illegal thing and ruins the landlord's life. Not because he gives a shit about Gale, but because he loves ruining landlords lives.
First morning wake up after the nautiloid crash and there are still many questions to be answered. Not by Ballard, though! He doesn't know shit or remember fuck all! My man has the lowest possible intelligence stat without incurring a negative, and also there's holes in his brain.
Had the thought a ways back about the notes you find from Kressa in the Illithid Colony re: the dark urge strangling her with his own intestines. I'm not sure how he was healed from her experiments, if they scarred or how long the marks might last, but my policy is not to turn down shit about durge that's funny/deeply upsetting so here we are. This is the first time I've drawn Gale I think and I love him.
Also:
Picks him up like a stray cat
(affectionately) you look very throwable
very important comic because i genuinely believe Kerry had a very needed support group and US Cracs girls ships them too okay
Neil's acceptance speech at The Game Awards for Best Performance as Astarion 🩷
"You're not alone in this. None of us are."
Bonus, when he finally snaps and murders the chancellor:
Commander Fox + Textposts
Apparently human blood has about the same amount of protein as the average protein shake. You just met Dracula at the local gym and he. is. absolutely. ripped.