This Mental Image Has Been Haunting Me All Day

I think people are not understanding that to get Astarion’s approval up you don’t have to be mean you just have to be chaotic. The man is a toddler let loose off his leash for the first time in 200 years he doesn’t care about being mean he cares about being funny

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expressões do astarion

Every time I hear him say “very goOOOoOOod,” I start furiously wagging my non-existent tail.

In a modern setting Astarion would have precisely two ways of dressing himself with no in-between, neither are good, a scientific diagram:

It's a 50-50 gamble which form you'll spot in the frozen food aisle at 3 am

When the heroes are not in the camp

"THE GODDAMN LOOT GOBLIN DID IT AGAIN!!!" (Tom De Ville)

Congrats to Neil for getting the best performance award. Well deserved! 👏👏

That God damn vampire changed my life. He is now my official third braincell.

I have learned new information. This is from a post about how to get the most disapproval points from companions.

Can’t stop laughing at the idea of Gale stomping his feet in anger, not because Astarion is a vampire but because he’s lying about it

domesticating your vampire: a memoir

(beautiful high res version on patre0n)