Oh, NecroMANcy? And What Are You SEEING This Man For? More Gay Sex? Gay Frankenstein Sex?

dear people with OCD: the next time you have spiraling & intrusive thoughts, what-ifs, or catastrophizing scenarios, I am sending a cardigan-wearing 46-year old NYU professor directly into your brain and he says "Aaaaand scene!!!" and he claps his hands slowly. and he says "Wow. Wow. Powerful stuff. Evocative imagery. A little bit post-modern, a little bit hysterical realism in the vein of Don Delilo but let's pause right here." and you will recognize your thoughts as a perplexing avant-garde film shown to an audience of 15 liberal arts students who are now trying to get a good grade and sleep with their professor.

I drew the storyboard for this comic in bed a while ago and when I found it again yesterday I thought. I need to draw this. Immediately.

Enjoy.

when someone breaks you

The terrible truth is you want no mending

[bolt the horse - ruby throat]

Her 💛

the unfortunate thing is that i fear kcd2 has ruined game romances for me forever, including its own minor/sideline romances. like no thanks champ. no i will not do your stupid fucking playersexual kissing side quest. you mean nothing to me. i'm sorry, you want me to give you your Special Item to unlock your backstory? why. who are you to me. are you my one reprieve from the tragedy of my old life and the polestar of my new one? do you pettily piss me off or childishly delight me so much i have remembered how to have a normal day again? are we now so thoroughly burned into the woodwork of each other's lives that we would rather perish than imagine returning to a life without the other? have you grown into your manhood and your understanding of a person's worth with me??? no you have not! i will not be pressing x to fuck!

do not separate them

Not "I always knew I was trans" not "I realized I was trans as an adult" but a secret third thing that involves a lot of childhood social isolation

Over my head his arm he flung

Hansry study of the Guarded Bower by Arthur Hughes

can u draw yuri fiddauthor 👉👈

now yuri fiddauthor i can get behind