it will never stop being funny how preposterously, unhingedly down bad hans capon is for this random blacksmith. down so bad that he physically cannot stop giving him his possessions. down so bad he needs to pick out his clothes. down so bad he is racing to follow him into almost certain death. down so humiliatingly, cringe-inducingly, never-before-seen-levels-of bad that the only thing that cheered him up from the depression of a forced marriage is the realization that from this marriage will eventually emerge a SON and then he can name that son HENRY and that's going to be FUCKING SICK DUDE. OUR MY SON HENRY JR
help this man
I drew this a whilst back, thought it was hilarious, posted it and then was like fuck maybe this is too suggestive for my little corner of the internet. But you know what I have decided that I am an adult, I think it is funny and so I am re-sharing this with the world. Enjoy!
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I headcanon they met Athena in a gym in Europe
Clearly married Hannigram in Osaka
If these two had a credo, it would definitely sound like this:
my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor
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Can’t wait for the anime to drop this July I’ve been waiting for so long 🫶🫶🫶
I just want to say how much I love how anime writers came up with the idea of a Signal Samurai and the idea of showing the trio as children. Now Miles' obsession with Steel Samurai is not only a funny trait of the seemingly serious and cruel prosecutor but also his escape to a happy childhood with his friends. I remember one post (or comment?) where the author interpreted Phoenix's keychain being more worn as a sign that he wears his heart on his sleeve, while Miles' is treasured because he's afraid to open up to other people and keeps his heart on lock. But then Miles starts wearing his keychain everywhere and isn't afraid to show it off no matter how embarrassing it is and it's a sign of him healing and becoming a better person. I really like this theory and although know it won't happen, I would love to see the Signal Samurai in the games.
god, how I love doing crossovers with disney..
well you get the idea
dear people with OCD: the next time you have spiraling & intrusive thoughts, what-ifs, or catastrophizing scenarios, I am sending a cardigan-wearing 46-year old NYU professor directly into your brain and he says "Aaaaand scene!!!" and he claps his hands slowly. and he says "Wow. Wow. Powerful stuff. Evocative imagery. A little bit post-modern, a little bit hysterical realism in the vein of Don Delilo but let's pause right here." and you will recognize your thoughts as a perplexing avant-garde film shown to an audience of 15 liberal arts students who are now trying to get a good grade and sleep with their professor.