Heinrich wasn't happy. He refused to study until his father changed his mind, even going so far as to neglect his swordplay and archery training. His father remained firm. Even uncle Henry, whom he usually had wrapped around his little finger, was unwaveringly insistent.
"Why can't I go hunting with you?"
"You're too young," was all his father said as he watched Henry saddle their horses, packing what few supplies they had into their saddlebags. His guardian nodded in agreement.
"And dangerous."
"Exactly," Hans clapped Henry's shoulder, lingering slightly longer than necessary, "you might get hurt."
"I won't get in the way," he begged, using his best pleading eyes which usually worked, "I'll be really good and I'll listen and do whatever you say."
"When you're older," Henry promised, earning himself a slap on the arm from his lord. The two appeared to have an entirely silent conversation that was lost on Heinrich. Eventually, Henry turned back to him, smiling, "much older."
"You never know, son," Hans ruffled the boy's hair, crouching down so they were eye level, "you might piss off a peasant boy enough to have him end up in your service," he winked, smirking, "then he could go with you."
Henry rolled his eyes, stuffing yet more phials into the saddlebag, "ha fucking ha."
Heinrich sighed. He was about to admit defeat when he noticed they had next to no equipment with their things. In fact, he couldn't see anything they might need for a successful hunt. He rifled peered at their horses, confused.
"Where's all your stuff?"
"At the camp," they both said simultaneously. Heinrich looked between them, an eyebrow raised.
"Really?"
"Yes," they both said together. Again.
Heinrich had more questions but they clearly weren't having it. Hans gave some last minute instructions to the staff before he dutifully gave Jitka a peck on the cheek.
"Be good for your mother," Hans patted his shoulder and Heinrich nodded obediently, still not happy with his situation. He really wanted to go hunting. Henry ruffled his hair sympathetically yet affectionately.
He watched them ride off with a sigh, looking up at his mother, "you should think about remarrying, mother."
"Oh? Why is that?" Jitka looked down at her son, hoping her nervousness wasn't evident.
"Well, the way I see it," Heinrich looked at his father and guardian's retreating figures, shaking his head, "they're going to fucking die without any equipment."
more heinrich fics
Not "I always knew I was trans" not "I realized I was trans as an adult" but a secret third thing that involves a lot of childhood social isolation
How can you get rid of the wolf, when it's one of the only things you have left of the lamb?
Hans spread out on the bed, exhausted yet satisfied. Beside him, Henry was staring at him, shaking his head in disappointment. Hans rolled his eyes, pointing at him.
"Don't look at me like that. What was I supposed to say?"
"I don't know, Hans," Henry grumbled, rubbing a hand over his face in frustration, "but if my wife just walked in on me in bed with my serf, I'd come up with something better to say than 'oh, I knew there was someone we forgot to invite to the threesome!'"
Hans scoffed, rolling onto his side to face Henry, "yes and if my lord's wife had caught me shagging said lord, I probably would've stopped doing so," he fell onto his back again, his arms folded in a sulk, "so you can get off your high horse."
After a moment's silence, Henry nodded, "aye, that's fair."
some modern hansry kcd2 headcanons I thought could be funny
college au,they’re playing dnd or something
kcd x peanuts!
Why would you need a new sword every day, my lord?🤨
free as a bird
I'm jumping off a bridge. Their backstory is so tragic, I can't.
The fact that even Queenie being in the state she was, Kinger still found humanity in her, the fact that he risked his life knowing she could go crazy and attack him just so he could touch her one last time.
And the fact that Queenie allowed him to do it, the fact that she was able to keep control as a abstracted just so she could feel him. Because she loved him and he loved her back and both of them knew her fate, but in that moment, it was just them, their last moment together so both made it work.
This is such a powerful image I want to hug both of them.