He's Saddled With Unnecessary Something

Hans spread out on the bed, exhausted yet satisfied. Beside him, Henry was staring at him, shaking his head in disappointment. Hans rolled his eyes, pointing at him.

"Don't look at me like that. What was I supposed to say?"

"I don't know, Hans," Henry grumbled, rubbing a hand over his face in frustration, "but if my wife just walked in on me in bed with my serf, I'd come up with something better to say than 'oh, I knew there was someone we forgot to invite to the threesome!'"

Hans scoffed, rolling onto his side to face Henry, "yes and if my lord's wife had caught me shagging said lord, I probably would've stopped doing so," he fell onto his back again, his arms folded in a sulk, "so you can get off your high horse."

After a moment's silence, Henry nodded, "aye, that's fair."

wright ANYTHING agency? 🤔

medieval knight yaoi

kcd x peanuts!

relativity falls but fidd is a member of the losers club or something

I'm sorry but relativity is the best au in this fandom and that's a FACT

Hannibal (2013-2015)

now that Henry's decided to take the plunge he's fucking locked in, no hesitation whatsoever

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