Tom McKay, As Jasper Tudor, In 'The White Queen' (2013).

Phoenix Wright, professional poker player 🃏

fey & co. law offices

maybe i'll do more ace attorney location isometric rooms? but only if there's no FUCKING bookshelves bc those took forever. thank you to @persep0nee19 for listening to me agonize over that couch and complain about drawing a million gazillion books! but i had a lot of fun thinking about the office when it was still mia's, and how proud she must've been to start her own firm and everything :,)

Perfect man does exist and Lord Capon is lucky enough to have him!

"All three? I'm...all three?"

Henry nodded, hugging his knees to his chest as he watched his companion attempt to skim a stone across the lake, "you're all three."

"So, you'd fuck me," Hans said, slowly making sure he understood, "then wed me to appease your conscience," he threw another stone, watching it dance elegantly across the water, "then execute me as soon as you've had your sordid little fill of me?"

"No, it's more like..." Henry paused, spreading out across the blanket, "all three at the same time."

Sighing, Hans gave up on the stones and joined Henry on the blanket, "okay, well, explain that to me."

"Well, sometimes, like when you're practising archery, I want to fuck you," he said with a shrug; out of the corner of his eyes, he noticed Hans nod in understanding. Henry resisted the urge to roll his eyes, "but when I see you reading poetry, I could marry you," he looked up at the sky, counting the stars, "and then there's the times you call me a peasant or tell me to fetch wine that is right beside you or get us in trouble, I could wring your scrawny little neck..."

"Yes, yes, alright. I get your point," Hans waved a dismissive hand, also leaning back to look at the stars. Barely a moment later, he sat bolt upright, staring at Henry, "you want to fuck me?"

Henry bowed his head, sighing deeply.

Asexuality win! Person who repeatedly pressured their ace partner to "compromise" on sex because it was "a necessary part of a healthy relationship" fucking dies. <3

What happens in the Devil’s Den stays in the Devil’s Den

tom mckay in mother clap’s molly house (2001)

modern-day grown-up thorfinn is organizing mutual aid groups and community gardens and employing ex-convicts. modern-day grown-up canute is funding domestic terrorism on billionaires.

i know i dont go here that often but take these pollys

points for not being a kinkshamer but you are still my enemy