Every Time I Drink Out Of My Big Water Bottle With Two Hands I Think Of This Jerma Image And It Keeps

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Officially at 300 followers on both tumblr and twitter certified Epic Moment

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top 3 places to bleed out:

1. the snow

2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms

3. bathroom floor

so you guys just go to spotify podcasts that have old lemon demon songs on them instead of going to lemondemon.com and downloading the first 4 albums for free......?????????? uh yeah ok

Someone sent this so me so I thought it’d be appropriate to share

my icon <3

hey this is my impression of aesop carls birthday letter but like if he was jerma

Okay, everyone is FINALLY here. The-uh The- letter- THE LETTER. The LETTER- said that the match is gonna start in three days, mhm, yup, you guys heard that right!! THREE days! Now- Oh my god-, Now it'll be time for me to talk to that uh-um, guy. Y'know, last night I had a dream that Jerry was standin' in this.. dim yellow light while I was um- arrangin' white flowers in a coffin. He like patted me on my shoulda and said I did a good job. Over the uh- years, I kept his teachin's in mind and NEVER forgot that I am an *undertaker*. Yeah, since I entered this uh- manor- manor, I've been searchin' for someone to have a new start with, that flakey girl isn't gonna do well, nor is that cranky guy. Someone.. quiet would probably be best for my coffin. And now, NOW!! MY SEARCH IS OVER!!! He TRULY has a face made for etern-eternal slumber! He's always sittin' in the corner all quiet and shit, like he has a-a-a secret that he doesn't want anyone to know about. I'm the only guy who understands him and he's the only guy that understands me, I'll probably talk to him uhhh... tomorrow. Or- OR! I could write him a letter. Only he, only HE- ONLY HIM. Only he can understand how fuckin' BAD I need him to be my silent friend. If he wants me to, I can even 'take care' of his dog. The other two candidates.. Well, they're not the most suitable but I'll get 'em done and send them off at the PERFECT time. Chat- I can't wait- I just can't wait to open up my makeup box and start my mission.

i actually started tearing up in the middle of class what is wrong with this person

Today on a very special

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom