“I Want To Peel Off All My Skin, If Only So I Could Be Anything Other Than A Naked Body, Something

People are like “these animals have exoskeletons and these ones have endoskeletons” but no. It’s all exoskeletons, your exoskeleton is protecting your bone marrow which is where your soul (which is you) is. The rest of the stuff is extraneous decoration that Big Pharma wants you to think is important/

my apology for the depressing yaoi

no! therapy will kill the patient! they need to vaguepost on tumblr.com to live

I have sent a condescending ask with a /j and thats as mean as i can get

There's over 9 million users on Tumblr now. Reblog if you're one of the few who's never EVER left anon hate in somebody's ask box.

hehe haw i think you can actually see Sebastian this time and hes not blended to hell n back !!!

tried to stay on model with a few additions, no color pallet with random colors this time

married!Hilson where House is desperately trying to convince Wilson to get divorced for three reasons:

the joy of fucking with people

the breakup sex

the second round of wedding gifts when they inevitably get remarried again

Wilson is like, "No absolutely not, why would I want—" and then House reminds him that it's a rare opportunity to see him properly dressed up in a suit and tie at their second wedding and then Wilson is immediately calling his divorce lawyer

challenged myself to make simpler redesigns that match the show constraints because I often create very complex designs and I wanted to see if I could make something I liked without going too over the top!! pretty happy with these [:

if you have any questions about my design choices ask away!!

part 2 with ten gazillion background characters including sunburst, luna, and twilight's canterlot friends!

They're both wordsmiths. They're both politicians that are good with their words, albeit in slightly different ways. The two of them working together for a common goal is LETHAL, especially when involving wordplay and manipulation (even with the negative connotations, but c'mon. When you're good with words, that's just kinda how it goes). Quackity's a conman, Wilbur a skilled writer and poet, and both of them have a history of giving speeches and otherwise public speaking skills.

That being said, they're super good at manipulating their outward presentations, particularly with how they speak to people.

The kicker?

They can't do that nearly as well with each other. They have decades behind them of manipulating their words, of pressing things into their outward shells to appear certain ways, but they just cannot hide how fucking stupid they are for one another.

Insert an old post I saw a while ago that was just "Get yourself a man who despite his lifetime of repressing his emotions can't hide how smitten he is for you." Because that is also them, both of them, at each other.

yup literally canon that's just straight up how they are

referencing the poker hc, they not only know the manipulation tactics too well, but also each other. It's just a constant "Wilbur you're not getting me to agree through affirming the consequent. We're not getting a 5th box of dino nuggies. Grow up" and "Quackity I know exactly what you're doing. You're not making me believe that doing the laundry was my idea all along." but also lots of "Wilbur you were overusing this logical fallacy already in pogtopia. i told you that then, and i'm saying it again now. it's not working" and "Quackity i know you can talk around the subject so good you made Schlatt forget that he was asking you why you smell like me, but you're not gonna distract me from the anniversary plan I clearly saw on the table and how it clearly had a 'shibari class' on it"

Were anyone else’s parents a big fan of a certain musician and decided to name their kid after said musician or was that just my parents