Starting A New Crackship

Today at work we were unpacking a big box, and I looked at the box and thought, huh. That box looks much smaller than me sitting on the ground, but I bet if I really scrunched down I could fit most of my body inside the box. And I had one leg fully in the box before I realized:

I am not a cat

I am work

I am wearing a nice suit and might need to appear in court later

I hate how often some (typically abled) people will go “well, if you can’t [get a specific support], then what?” when it comes to disabilities. As if it’s a “gotcha” moment. And then act like you’re exaggerating when you answer that question honestly.

Disabled people often die from a lack of support. A lot of disability aids are not a luxury, but a basic need in order to live.

“Well what happens if—” people die. People hurt themselves. People hurt others. Disabled people don’t magically become abled if our needs aren’t met.

If a bedbound quadriplegic is caught in a housefire, and there’s nobody there to save them, they’ll probably die. They won’t magically become able-bodied out of sheer will.

If a nonspeaking/nonverbal autistic is denied access to alternative methods of communication, they’ll suffer in silence. They won’t spontaneously become capable of speech.

Disabled people are disabled all the time. Our disabilities don’t go away just because they’re inconvenient, or if we’re in danger.

House md fandom, I’ve successfully indoctrinated my friend into this.

He already likes pathetic men, so I told them that at the start Wilson would be the fav, but it would be evened out later on and in the shows

It’s working… they’ve already started saving fanfic.

a messy sketch wip

its been a while since i drew bodies

I cant get over how Wilson will literally change his personality based on the person he’s trying to comfort. With his wives and girlfriends he’s soft and gentle, with his friends (Cuddy) he’s comforting but honest, with House he’s blunt but he lets House talk. He’s mastered the art of caring for other people so well, but would he honestly let anyone do that for him?

Baby Horse Shoe

I came back from my finals with my personal head canon of king candy

Since I head canon that there was an original king candy before turbo took over, I decided to draw the difference between the two. The original KC was much more saturated, jolly, had sparkles to represent sugar (since me and my friend head canon that he presents more than one candy like peppermint, sugar cubes, fruit leather, butterscotch, etc) and had vanellope as his daughter. I would also think his role in sugar rush would be an assistant, helper or a guide to the player. Turbo as KC would be more desaturated at least in looks and his eyes were noticeably sunken compared to the original (basically how he was in the first movie). What they have in common is their ability to serve cunt

‼️HOUSE MD SPOILERS AHEAD‼️

Hey so btw just putting this out there because I'm losing my MIND over this realization:

Every woman who came along in House's life was so willing to outwardly accept him as he was, but never in an unconditional sense like Wilson did. When Cameron went out on that date with him, she goes,"I don't expect you to be someone you're not." and proceeds to get upset when, obviously, House is an ass. He's very visibly self destructive. With Stacy, he says he's not going to change, and she goes,"Who's asking you to?" but again. He's self destructing. Even with Cuddy, she tells him,"I don't want you to change. You're the most incredible man I've ever met." But when he relapses on vicodin, she ends things with him.

Wilson, on the other hand, never truly expects him to change at all. Yes, they have their fights and arguments, but Wilson is the only person in the entire show who can ACTUALLY handle House not changing. Wilson knows who House is and he doesn't expect that caring for House will somehow nurture him into growing or changing. Even when Wilson leaves in s5 after Amber dies, he doesn't try to tell House that he needs to change. He knows full well that's not going to happen. So, he leaves. But when he's forced to bring House to his dad's funeral, he's reminded of how much fun he has with House, despite how much of a jackass the man is. Even though he was downright furious nearly the entire trip, he still admits it's the most fun he's had since Amber died.

Wilson was the only person who never really wanted House to change.

Hey quartz, why this era again? Why are we so back?

GUYS ALWAYS SELL YOUR SOOUL TO AZUL ASHENGROTO

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2024 was my first year of getting back into writing fanfic since literally 5 years ago - and I only got back into it in the second half of the year (and I'll still be posting more stuff before 2024 is over lbr)

very briefly, these are the House fics I wrote this year, in chronological order:

Kill the Mood: Hilson try doing doctor roleplay during sex (and fail)

Bonk: Wilson gets a concussion :)

Don't Touch Me: Wilson hates physical contact and has a bad time

inappropriate use of hospital technology: House sends Wilson a dickpic and trans!Wilson jerks off about it

acting like a tough guy: House avoids Wilson on Valentine's Day (Wilson is very endeared by this)

sleep(less): Wilson is sleep deprived to the point of hallucinating a week after he started dating House

Slow Blink: Wilson is turned into a kitten. House is confused by cat body language

ow: trans!Wilson has period cramps

oh, and one more thing: Wilson gets hurt, House mother hens him, Wilson is a little shit

Want/Deserve/Receive: Wilson starts dating House and freaks out because he doesn't feel like he's allowed to be happy

the truth I chose to bend myself around: House accidentally takes truth serum. Nobody believes him (wip)

Tie Me Up, Pull My Leash: Wilson bets House to wear a tie and then tugs on it like a leash and they make out about it

I'm tagging @itooaminthisepisode and @oldmanffucker and @coffins-and-marbles and @defibrillism (if you wanna)

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