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Dating John Tracy would include...

Requested: Yup, I was asked to do all five of the boys! Notes: Gender neutral reader, decided to get him done before the other two since I know he’s a fan favourite…!

Obviously it’s going to be more of a long-distance relationship. While you’re very much in love, monitoring the world for distress calls ultimately is more important, and you accept that!

You met during a rescue operation. He was gathering intel from you for a rescue, keeping in contact with you to keep the other brothers updated on the status of the people in distress. To be honest, he found you pretty cute, but brushed it off as a brief crush.

He couldn’t get you off his mind after the rescue, and was super duper confused about this, he’s had the odd crush before, but nothing like this.

He got back into touch with you under the guise of a “routine check up” on how everyone was doing, and you grew closer through idle chats after establishing how everyone is.

He likes to take things slow, and it wasn’t until after a few (very far apart) dates that he asked you to move to Tracy Island with him - despite his constant absence, but he wanted to feel closer to you, and know that you were there waiting for him during his visits.

When he’s home, you’ll share a bed, although he’s a bit dubious about it at first after being so used to having his own space, but he learns to like it in the end, finding your sleeping face with the stars in the background a rather serene image.

When he’s not home, he’ll holo-call you regularly to check up on how you’re doing. It’s in these moments that you remind him to take care of himself, with eating, sleeping, etc. 

The other brothers don’t comment on your relationship, sure they were confused at first because of John introverted nature, but they soon grew to become fond of you themselves, finding happiness in the fact that John has found someone who makes him feel true happiness.

Naturally, when he’s home, the two of you will regularly stargaze together. You pick out the biggest, brightest star as your star, and the two of you will always try to locate it at the beginning of each stargazing session.

There’s very little PDA, if any. Sure you want to hug him so so bad when he comes home, but that has to wait until you’re behind closed doors.

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

Australian comedian Jim Jefferies points out the ridiculousness of American pro-gun arguments. x x

*at the time of this performance, the Port Arthur massacre that resulted in 35 killed and 23 wounded was the worst mass shooting in history.

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Galaxy clusters reveal new dark matter insights: the inner region of Abell 1689 galaxy cluster as seen from the Hubble space telescope

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I could finally afford it!!!

Eurovision 2K17: Graham Norton's Best Bits

“It’s a grey, damp night outside so there’s a faint smell of wet dog in the arena.”

“So, the theme this year is celebrating diversity, so let’s see who they’ve got to host… Oh, it’s three white men. Well done.”

“I can’t mock the jacket because… I’ve worn worse.”

“Timur is a personality powerhouse.”

“They’re excellent at speaking at the same time, they’ve cracked that.”

“Her brother will be fiddling with her on stage tonight.”

“Nathan Trent is actually his stage name. His real name is… Very difficult.”

“If you think my job’s hard, check out the guy pretending to play the saxophone for three minutes.”

“I should tell you, the Union Jack just fell off the wall in the commentary room. Hope it’s not an omen.”

“Nothing’s gone wrong. This was planned.”

“By the way, don’t worry, he hasn’t bought his mother’s ashes onstage with him. It’s actually a mini milk churn, which- who knew- could double as a musical instrument. Well, I say musical.”

“By the way, there hasn’t been a stage invasion. The woman is a professionally trained dancer. She is meant to be there.”

“The dancer trying to hide there. Who can blame her?”

“Inside that gorilla is Italy’s leading choreographer.”

“If you’re going to dress someone as a gorilla, at least get a decent costume. It looks like two carseat covers sewn together.”

“She was born and raised there (Australia). Moved to Denmark… Suspiciously recently.”

“There is so much love in this room.” “Not for you, Alex.”

“Stop.”

“And you keep thinking, ‘oh, this will make sense in a moment’ and… No…”

“She very kindly gave us some promotional chalk. I’ll be taking that home.”

“Ironically, for a man singing a song called ‘My Friend’, he doesn’t seem to have any.”

“Song 14 is Australia. Let’s not get into it.”

“My only piece of advice would be don’t start looking at his eyebrows unless you don’t want to stop”

“Does he advertise car insurance?”

“It’s got lots of things euro fans will enjoy: a beautiful woman, a stonking disco beat, and two half-naked men splashing around in a paddling pool.”

“Ooo. Some dodgy notes in there. I wonder if something’s gone wrong technically… Or maybe he’s just not great.”

“He wasn’t supposed to be singing but he stepped into the breach when the original singer… Came to his senses.”

“Comedy alert, ladies and gentleman.”

“Now… If I say this song is rap meets yodelling…”

“She claims to be the only yodeller in Romania. Probably because the others don’t talk about it. It’s the first rule of Yodel Club.”

“She splits her time between Berlin and London, so if you think you know her, you’ve probably seen her waiting for a bus or something.”

“Eurovision fans know it’s a long wait for the competition.” “A year. It’s a year, Timur.”

“The next thing you’ll ask is… How can three minutes be this long?”

“I just hope she enjoys it (performing) a bit more than she appears to.”

“This boy is a boy.”

“He’s literally just turned 17. He was born in this century.”

“We’ve done it, ladies and gentleman. This is song 26.”

“Terrific graphics, though. Mind you, if we’re looking at the graphics, something’s gone terribly wrong, hasn’t it.”

“Verka and her mother. I think it’s the same mother she had in 2008, we can’t be sure.”

“She (Verka) has already started drinking tonight.” “Oh, I can believe that.”

“If zombies did aerobics, it’d look a bit like this.”

“Two hundred million people… Are watching this.”

“This is quite torturous. A very long minute.”

*gasp* “I smell charisma.”

“I shared a urinal with John Ola Sand earlier. I didn’t talk to him…. Thought best not to.”

“Look at us, on the left hand side of the scoreboard.”

“Do you think she gave the other half of her jacket to the man from Croatia?”

“This is like an international version of First Dates.”

“They’re like the muppets with accents.”

These two have no chill whatsoever