The Monsters They Made Us Series.

Gather round children, whilst I tell you a little story.

So I was watching Fullmetal Alchemist with my roommate, when I got thirsty and decided what the hell, Ima get myself a Coke. So I went down to the vending machine on our floor and swiped my card and pressed the button to vend the Coke. Well, TWO cokes popped out.

Weird right?

I looked around, wondering if I was on one of those punk’d shows, and grabbed both bottles. Suddenly, a loud thrumming came from the machine, and lo and behold, 6 MORE COKES CAME OUT.

After checking my debit card statement, I found that I was only charged for ONE coke. Feeling giddy but slightly guilty, I nabbed all 8 bottles of coke and went back to my room. After telling my roommate what happened, she decided to go back to the coke machine with me and see if only the Cokes are affected.

She bought two Sprites, and what the fuck do ya know, she got those damn Sprites, AS WELL AS 11 FREE COKES. 

This of course jammed the machine, and before I knew it, I was on my knees with my arm up the Coke machine, practically birthing these little fuckers. I even read off their names on their bottles as I handed them to my roommate. We also found a random Cherry Coke had popped out as well.

Behold our finished family. 19 cokes, 2 Sprites, and a Cherry Coke, all the result of a very overworked and confused Coke machine.

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↳ Thunderbirds are Go  ➝  Thunderbird machines

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“Hello there…we come in peace”

How about we let women have control of our own bodies, instead of little dicked fuckers like them decide for us. When men can get pregnant and have their own babies, then they can have their say, but until then, they can go get fucked by a piranha.

Wtf most women don’r even know they are pregnant at 6 weeks. This is violence.

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Orion in Gas, Dust, and Stars

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*Sees this and almost falls off the sofa, cause I’m so damn excited* AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

Mirrors and Doors - Part 29

Author: ArtisticRainey

Rating: K+

Genre: Family/drama

Summary: Sequel to ‘Pyrite Moon.’ Four years have passed, and life marches on for the Tracys and co. But something strange has been happening in the Pacific, and W.A.S.P. are keeping secrets about it… Cross-over with Stingray in the loosest sense of the word. You don’t need to be familiar with it.

TAG/TOS crossover.

“Look in a mirror and one thing’s sure: what we see is not who we are.” Richard Bach

Part 28: https://artisticrainey.tumblr.com/post/152167448321/mirrors-and-doors-part-28

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“Thunderbirds are go!”

With a clunk, the wall panel began to turn. Gordon grinned. Just as in his own universe, the younger Scott rotated, clutching wall sconces, and disappeared from the lounge. Shaking his head, feeling a thousand years old, Gordon turned his attention to the up-ending of the younger Virgil as he prepared for launch, too.

“I’m used to seeing Scott and Virgil go,” he said, “but never looking so young and fresh!”

The older Scott’s fist connected with his bicep, and Gordon stuck out his tongue.

“I’m just telling the truth!”

“Well, some truths don’t need to be told,” Scott groused. He folded his arms again, his eyes glimmering with a combination of pride and envy. “I already feel like a fossil compared to all these whipper-snappers.”

“And now you know how I feel,” their father chimed in.

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Chris Evans just proved he’s Steve. I think I forgot how to breathe. These are real tweets.

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You know I'm serious when my hair gets tied up and the hair band goes on. My hair is too short to get into a proper ponytail, but annoying when it gets into your eye line.