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This is why you’re not allowed to fucking cook anymore. Your banned from the kitchen

Do you ever just…

"Are you a boy or a girl?" Eldrich eye monster, actually. Thank you for asking.

imagine malevolent is just a reaver dream and Arthur just makes up back in his office and Peter walks in with a cup of coffee and is just like

“so he lives. How was the nap?”

and Arthur is like “Peter? Your alive?! Wait I can see! Wait where’s John?”

then he just brakes down sobbing hysterically and Peter is just standing there in like complete confusion over what the fuck he has just seen.

You f-ed up that’s what

😂

I made Mac and cheese but it jello-fied 😭😭😭 what did I do

Dear Mr. Gubler goober,

Are you just trolling everyone with your various haircuts from the earlier seasons of criminal minds or did you purposely choose those haircuts for funzies because I have some questions.

Where the haircuts chosen because you were deeply in character and chose something spender would have gotten? Or were they popular at the time? Like need to know!

@gublernation

@ducky-the-mucky

*Crawls in your bed*

*Creeps up behind you*

*Whispers in your ear*

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This is Curtis. Isn’t he the most beautiful ballerina you’ve seen??

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

Trying to make a point to my father.

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

Some random kid dared me to eat hand sanitizer so I did. He then had the audacity to act surprised. Honestly he should have known better.

and for those who are wondering the hand sanitizer tasted like cucumbers and the color purple.

That’s so me core

Lenore: I have a problem.

Annabel: Kill it.

Lenore: Can you chill for like, two seconds?

Repost this if you ship them>>>

Me

I want an au where Aiden is a serial killer and how he and Ashlyn meet is because she lets kidnapped by him. And then after a while a sort of Stockholm syndrome thing happens to Ashlyn where she she starts to like Aiden and at the same time the only reason why Aiden hasn’t killed her yet is because he likes her.

just give me my child being a little unhinged that’s all I ask

@ducky-the-mucky

merry Christmas yall!

My parents are letting me keep him on the tree until we decorate it for real! :D

malevolent part 37 "the farm"

he’s got the eyelashes of a neglected hamster

ugly ass twink bruh . can he just DIE already omfg

No one is allowed to rearrange your organs but me

because I’ll be eating them

and turning them into human spaghetti

@ducky-the-mucky

this post was affectionate

fuck all of you, reblog to give Arthur Lester every single 13th century disease

Happy thanksgiving everyone! Thank you all for the support. I couldn’t have made it here without you!! 🥰🥰🥰💕

That could work but I don’t see it as being something Tyler would do considering his upbringing. With the fact that you know he had to be the man of the house. I think that f he was trans he never spoke of it because he was worried about taking care of his mother and sister and didn’t want to have the focus in him. Also the cost would have been concerning he probably wouldn’t want to worry his mother with that.

Ok so it’s like pretty rare for identical twins to be opposite genders right? So with that information I have made the headcanon the Taylor is trans and no one can convince me otherwise.

Also she joined the mechanics club so that she could feel closer to her dad.

Ok so it’s like pretty rare for identical twins to be opposite genders right? So with that information I have made the headcanon the Taylor is trans and no one can convince me otherwise.

Also she joined the mechanics club so that she could feel closer to her dad.

My sister is reading Percy Jackson for the first time and it’s great because I get to see her as she cries over Nico going from a sunshine character to a depressed and angry kid who doesn’t begin to truly get better until two series later.

I get to watch as she cries when Nico is told he can’t summon Bianca any more, as she reads about her telling Nico he’s actually angry with her- Percy was never at fault.

I get to watch her faun over Percy’s feeling for Annabeth, gush about Annabeth kissing him, then cry over Rachel entering the playing field.

I get to watch as she squeals over Annabeth and Tyson making Percy a birthday cake, and Annabeth being Percy’s tether when he gains the curse of Achilles. How she takes a stab for him, blindly, how he raises a charge against Kronos’s army simply because of that.

I get to watch her when she reads about Percy denying immortality for Annabeth- and when Annabeth does the same for him.

I may not be able to read the series again for the first time, but I can watch someone else do it.

Dead

Tf you mean where is Taylor and Logan-?😭💀

my wife @ducky-the-mucky said that they don’t love me anymore.😭😭😭

Throckmorton

Reblog if you would be comfortable living in a dormitory with an openly transgender or intersex individual. We’re working on a campaign for gender neutral housing and we could use your support.