For Reference, Using Relativistic Kinetic Energy Gives You Hardly Any Difference. The Given Velocity

rb to affectionately throw a crumpled ball of paper at a mutual

Mythbusters and beamng.drive... that is literally just mythbusters. I can't fucking believe this

Watching Venom eat a bunch of TERFs would make me violently horny

The people who police your gender will police your gender even if you're cis.

Eat them.

'Princess wand' yeah ok whatever now lick my bitch baton

Couldn't do it either. Maybe there's some other gourd that can be impregnated

My experiments have concluded that I can't get a pumpkin pregnant

I have a tiny cheesecake I bought at the grocery store.... But I am so comfy... I haven't a fork.... What do I do....

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you think you're tough, punk. i know your kind. kill a man and you think it makes you big. but let me ask you -- you ever seen a video of a woman with 30-50 live eels inside her gaping rectum? all silver & swarming and whatnot? because i saw that when i was a teenager and ive never been able to find it again and its kinda my porn white whale. so go back to the streets, kid. you're not ready

Wtf is tumblr doing 😭😭 staff worse than Sarumans after Gandalf became white

did i just witness @germanknifemommy / lilith get nuked in real time????? i was on her blog and then clicked a different post then went to click back in and it says "hmm. nothing here" ???? and the notification i got of her reblog is now gone. what the fuck dumblr???? give her back ~nya

Will some cute girl PLEASE grope me and tell me they wanna fuck me till I pass out