Uk Peeps!! Let’s Get This Going! 🏳️‍⚧️🇬🇧

Need this in my hands

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nature.com

Exclusive: Trump White House directs NIH to study ‘regret’ after transgender people transition

After cancelling nearly all NIH projects studying transgender health, Trump’s team instructs the US biomedical agency to study negative cons

>censors all existing data on trans healthcare

>orders a study

I'm sure this will be completely unbiased

Proof that the solution to every problem is a little guy

i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

magical girl whose nemesis is a cute witch who has a huge crush on her and learns that magical girl costumes are actually stored in a magic vault and breaks in and replaces the magical girl's outfit with nothing but a collar and leash so that the next time the magical girl fights her she accidentally transforms to be completely nude except for the collar and turns out the magical girl was trans and she uses her witch magic to give her magical bottom surgery and then the witch helps the magical girl explore her new hole and then they start making out and they're girlfriends now

All hail.

Donald Trump’s Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame is destroyed by man carrying a pickaxe in a guitar case.

Me af

Looking more like a checklist these days. I want off this ride. 😭

My home

You, a weary hero, battered by the road, must prepare for your final battle nonetheless.

You enter the temple, seeing if the holy conclave can provide you with some form of guidance.

Before you, is a prophetic looking woman. Boobs out.

"Aaaahhhh, young traveller" she says, gazing upon you, "I see you have come for the blessing of the gods. It can be found here. But it does not come so easily...."

Her hands wander down to her chest.

"On one teat, we have..... Victory!"

"And on the other...... Despair. Ruin."

She bounces both in unison.

"though mayst suckle from either... But only one. Lest ye risk the wrath of the gods."