There Is No Slut Shaming In This House, Only Slut Encouragement

This is the perfect moment for Vine to do the funniest thing possible

i love when dan and phil think they’re normal. when they were like you have to make sure you eat the same food as your roommates all the time at the same time and dan was out and had a doughnut so he doordashed one to phil so they could eat the same thing at the same time and they were like you know how it has to be like this. and i was like. you literally don’t. like it doesn’t have to be like that. i think you guys are just weird and codependent and there’s something wrong with you

dude’s just showing off his boyfriend’s ass on main, smh shameless behavior

me at least twice a week

sometimes i’m trying to fall asleep and my brain is like “and this is when, through the magic of the internet, i met phil. and obviously we were more than friends. this is someone that genuinely liked me. i trusted them. and for the first time since i was a tiny child, i actually felt safe. and the relationship we formed at that point was something that i needed in my life. we are real best friends, companions through life, like actual soulmates, not that souls are a real thing that exist. it’s so lucky to just find someone you can be that compatible with and especially to anyone that has experienced the kind of self-hatred that i have dealt with, one person accepting you can make all the difference.”

yknow we didn’t get pinof this year but we did get phil dressed up as a cat while dan flirts with him and that’s pretty much the same thing

I know, I know I’m hilarious

Ok but I know we make fun of Dan for making sex jokes about Phil and we tell them like oh TOO MUCH INFO DADS GROSS, what if instead we responded collectively gaslighting Dan that he could never actually pull Phil Lester. Like come ON DUDE you WISH you could tap that 😩😩 only in your wildest dreams baby face Howell 🙄🙄🙄 stop hitting on your coworker he clearly isn’t into you 😤🤚🏻

dan’s threats to roblox children as the super graphic modern girl intro because what planet is this man from

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(with the intro to super graphic modern girl by chappell roan playing in the background)

Dan: I'm gonna dox you, I'm gonna find you, I'm gonna fi— I’m gonna fie up ah you ut. Beanie, Smeb, DeluxeRose, Love2Y, Fatal Toxin, Biscuit Queen, I'm gonna, I'm gonna break your biscuits, I'm gonna crumble your biscuits into my tea and I'm just gonna drop the tea on the floor. What does this tell you about people, that taste is objective—

Phil: maybe they’re vegan

—and no matter how hard you work, no one will appreciate you, because life is just about the privilege that you get born with.

Phil: I think you were born this way.