Alien Joe: Human Alan, what are you doing?
Human Alan: Spinning a rubber duck.
AJ: I can sense that, but why?
HA: Dunno, just feel like it.
[The silence of a rubber duck being spun in a small bowl of water]
HA: ...
AJ: ...
HA: Aren't you on duty now?
AJ: I seem to be mesmerized by spinning of the duck.
HA: Yeah, it happens sometimes.
...
...
HA: I think we should get back to work.
AJ: You're right.
[continuation of the silence of the spinning of the rubber duck and the two not resuming their duties]
I think we should put some fireflies in Kaveh’s terrarium stomach so we can get ourselves a walking lamp.
cucurucho as the first server npc we meet gets funnier as time goes on because like, they’re a creepy little cryptic weirdo. but since you haven’t met any other federation workers, you think maybe all federation workers are like that. and then you meet more fed workers and they’re just some guys. so okay, maybe it’s like an administrator thing. and then you meet more administrators and they’re also not like that. and at some point you have to accept that cucurucho is just a weird offputting freak even by federation standards, and we should appreciate this more
HC that Lucy starts to teach Atsushi and the rest of the ADA American slang and memes as a joke, but then it just starts to get out of hand. Atsushi tries to “it is what it is” out of every major life situation. Yosano mutters “slay queen” while looking at murder cases. Kenji unintentionally hits Kunikida with an “ok boomer.” Dazai learns the phrase, “fuck it, we ball,” and gets 10x worse in his shenanigans.
☀️¿What Happened to the Sunshine Protectors?☀️
ANARCHYYY🔥🔥
Zhongli: [shining a light under the bed]
Zhongli: Xiao, are you ready to come out and interact with people?
Xiao: [hissing]
Zhongli: Understandable, have a nice day.
C!PURPLED LORE TODAYYYYY
Have you ever rented a ship before? Like, you're introduced to a new ship and you're like, huh, that could be interesting, so you look at fanart and you read a couple fics to get a feel for the dynamic to see if you like it, and you don't necessarily ship it, but you also don't not ship it.
Day 10 villain
I finished this drawing very quickly
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