Tw For Unreality

Lambert isn't real, he can't hurt you. <3

Before you declare someone a “himbo”, ask yourself, whether he has at least three (3) characteristics of the Original Himbo, Achilles.

- Stupid weak ankles

- Tendency to become a blanket burrito to avoid problems

- Boyfriend who steals his clothes

- Swole but in like a cute way

- Long flowing hair

- Willing to drag the body of his enemy around the walls of the city on his chariot/longboard/pistachio green fiat 500

- Lived in a cave for a while

- Wears pretty dresses for plot convenience and/or aesthetic

- Cute and he knows it

These are the questions we must ask ourselves. Before you knight a man the sacred title of himbo STOP and think...is this what Achilles died for?

Petition for MrBeast to add the ‘Lmanburger’ to his restaurant

And the description for it?

“An explosion of flavor with every bite.”

guys don’t let your boyfriend borrow your clothes

no seriously trust me 

So at one point someone suggested we start a list of words used in fanfiction to describe genitals. After a particularly great Twilight fic was submitted, I decided to start that list, and Im providing what the phrase is describing. It will be updated as more words and phrases are found. And feel free to submit ones you’ve heard :3

kevin has feet

(K SO I’M ALIVE I SWEAR-)

Me and some very specific friends of mine made a song playlist of songs that remind us of sedition/fit the characters. If anyone has any suggestions, dm me and I may add it ^^

Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQKkv1pElicQF0C0uUd7_WX5KUl7ewL1p

Document saying which characters fit which songs: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Bj1ZhKGYQQL7-YMCkfU71AmSJmeQaaR9HseptggdGA0/edit

y’all remember that one sketch I drew? i wanted to redraw it bc i wanna work on facial expressions more so, also basic background once again, smh as always

n e ways ik he’s typically an angsty character but tbh he’s been thru too much ☹️

If a woman has

STARCH MASKS

O N   H E R    B O D Y

does that mean

she has been pGReNant bef o r e?

idk if I’m just dumb but I SUCK at the knife fight with Gregg lmao